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broken skulls and luke jacobs has a mullet

Lately alot things have been getting smashed up in my room. Either due to early morning drunken haze's or just my average everyday haze. Im so over cleaning up broken shit. its like what the fuck. my ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:23:00 GMT

mass zombie killification?

"babyy there aint no way im goin out there!" "aww come on baby we gotta go rescue zac" "fuck zac he's dead ready babe" "zac nooooo!! What are you dooing?!! ahhhhh nooo zac! get back!!! my leg!! ahhh m...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:15:00 GMT

Decepticon doo doo's in the sky.

Oh My God. Transformers = Best movie of '07? No, clearly its the best movie ever made. Argh but seriously what the fuck is with people distroying my shit when they are in a drunken haze? I am now with...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:49:00 GMT

Ipod is trashed.

Sana left me alone to go smoke,and talk to someone outside. Then i tried to listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, but it like froze for a second. So i smashed it repeatedly on sana's bedroom floor. Now the s...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:56:00 GMT

A remix of your guts-your insides X-rayed

*clicks fingers* snaps! for anthony callea!he was a brave, brave man..and he announced his poofterality today.we always knew, especially jack nicholson..those eyebrows can see through any lie.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:52:00 GMT

pissonmeh! as if you're saving the life of a flaming kyra sedgewick.

..> pissonmeh! as if you're saving the life of a flaming kyra sedgewick. Angelina Jolie is probally THE MOST pissable woman on the planet. But seriously?? Why do people fight over it? It is plainl...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:42:00 GMT

Little cunts wearing fake band shirts.

I am seriously sick to death of all these knobhead twelve-year-old fucks walking around sporting fake band shirts. I mean, i dont seem to sound up myself but you see these little turds with their low-...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:08:00 GMT

mmm tasty fine.

I LOVE YOU!  yaaaay!!! ..ever wondered how long the news readers have to stay in the news building? ..well i have just been informed by a certain Jonathan Uptin that the news readers shoot all t...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 20:25:00 GMT

The many quarrels over the fireplace remote.

Oh my god.. you are so pez. ROCKY is one of the finest movies of all time, even  though it's many homoerotic love scenes have caused alot of controversy since the movie was released, in 1913.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:49:00 GMT

Now would you kindly say grace..Samuel,my love.

Dont you spill no sprinkles or i'll mother-fucking blow your head off! Im Sick and tired of these MOTHER FUCKING snakes on this MOTHER FUCKING plane! ,,I actually think they stick better to cream. spu...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:28:00 GMT