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Name: Wally Wackem Smackem
Birthdate: Semtember 9th 1988
Birthplace: Krypton
Current Location: Supermans Fortress of Solitude
Eye Color: Yes
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 165 and 7/10
Piercings: not that i am awhere of
Tatoos: Yes, i have a tatoo of Tony Danza on my left ass cheek
Overused Phraze: Its not so much an overused phrase as it is a sad attempt at trying for me to make you laugh by typing out the longest possible sentence i can but it probably wont work so just laugh because of all the effort i put into it and then say to yourself and your friends "what a fucking idiot"
FAVORITES
Food: well food is my favorite way of not starving, and i like steak
Candy: eye candy ;-)
Number: 7,235,654,816,451,537,187.0000000000000100000000000000000000 000000000000000121234
Color: Green
Animal: Human, or squirrels actually i dont like squirrels that much they're just rats with fuzzy tails
Drink: MF grape by jones soda
Alcohol Drink: Milagro anep tequila
Bagel: Everything with Cream cheese on it
Letter: 2
Body Part on Opposite sex: definitely ass im a ass man, ya i said it
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I only jam with Ronald Mc Donald
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry, and once again with the stupid ass questions
Hot tea or Ice tea: if i must ice
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate, im a chocolate addict
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Rap and punk together (Linkin park+Jay-z)
Summer or Winter: winter is sweet for like the first month then you just hate yourself so but then the summer is always hot so i say winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both, I like a movie that scares me (which is not easy) and then makes me laugh right after
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 7:45
Most Missed Memory: The Cruise
Best phyiscal feature: not sure
First Thought Waking Up: Oh Shit
Goal for this year: Break 11.0 in the 100 meter
Best Friends: Chris, Rob, Andy And i guess john could be up there
Weakness: Girls, and Halo2
Fears: Getting hit by a car and being paralyzed, Mrs. Gorkawitz, being constipated
Heritage: Scotish, Italian and English
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep
Ever Smoked: NO
Pot: NO
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: Once
Ever Skinny Dipped: no but im not afraid to try ;-)
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long: doesnt matter just not like supper long thats just weird
Height: 5' - 5' 8"
Style: doesnt matter just not really H Core emo
Looks or Personality: Pretty, funny, smart but not smarter than me.
Hot or Cute Either
Drugs and Alcohol: Drinking is ok, smoking is ok if you dont do it much
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny but not like super skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 4
What country do you want to Visit: Egypt, Italy, I wanna go back to Germany this summer
How do you want to Die: I dont want to but if i have to i would like to being doing something heroic like saving a bus of kids or flying a plane into the bottom of an alien ship thats about to fire a superlaser down on area 51 (it could happen, it happened in Independence day)
Been to the Mall Lately: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: ya
Get along with your Parents: usually
Health Freak: not quite
Do you think your Attractive: somewhat
Believe in Yourself: ya
Want to go to College: ya
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: maybe
Shower Daily: define daily.... Joking yes
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: ya
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: Julius, Don, Seven, Wally, Cletus, Chair, Table, Lamp, Brick, Kayak, Cortona, Darth Maul, Darth Sidius, Darth Vader, Darth Shader, Darth Tyrannis, and Tyrome
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lets not go in that paticular direction
Hate anyone: the person that made this fucking survey
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Tequila
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Track
100%
Golf
99%
Football
83%
Soccer
58%
Basketball
58%
Ice Hockey
50%
Volleyball
25%
Baseball
25%
Lacrosse
25%
Softball
17%
Swimming
8%
Tennis
8%
Field hockey
0%
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