Questions that make you think |
a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, .."I think I..'llsqueeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?.."a.. Who was the first person to say .."See that chicken there.... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:00:00 PST |
What not to put on a Job Application |
NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy Bastard)SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, wha... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:27:00 PST |
Man Laws |
Man law..........1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Would you get into a relationship with someone that has a kid already? |
I am just curious as to your responses. Let me know why you would or wouldn't. Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST |
THOUGHT PROVOKING .......... |
: THOUGHT PROVOKING ..........2 tough questionsQuestion 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three whowere deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she hadsyphil... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:01:00 PST |
You Vs Your Boss |
You vs. Your Boss...When you take a long time, you're slow.When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.When you make ... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:44:00 PST |
What I have learned from Myspace |
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.Also, now I scrub the top of every can I o... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 03:40:00 PST |
How To Poop At Work |
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We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Su... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST |
I want to know.... |
GETTING TO KNOW YOU....Body: YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything a... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:38:00 PST |
Erosion of freedom/Atlanta considers banning baggy pants |
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You have to be kidding me on this. Although I would never dress this way I don't like government stepping in and developing a dress code for society!ATLANTA - Baggy pants that show boxer short... Posted by Godfather of the Polish Mafia X 2 on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST |