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Samantha5000

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About Me

I make cartoons n' spaghetti.

My Interests

Sailing, tiki culture, Fred 62, muppets, silent films, makin' sweet hot art, walking through cemetaries, brooding, lucha libre, boston, stone buildings, sideshows, prehistoric mammals, muck runnin'

I'd like to meet:

Super delicious turkey leg.

Music:

The Aquabats, The Magnetic Fields, Toy Dolls, Beulah, The Mountain Goats, Gene Autry, Louis Prima, Janet Klein and her Parlour Boys, The Vanishing, Action Figure Party, Leonard Cohen, Nico, The Phenamonauts, The Damned, Mudhoney, Blur, Cibo Matto, Buzzcocks, Oingo Boing, R. Crumb and His Cheap Suit Serenaders,Palace Music, Onelinedrawing, Echo and The Bunnymen, Spearmint, Gravy Train!!!!, Lamb, They Might Be Giants, Mando Diao, Art Brut, Madness, The Smiths, The Format, Weezer, The Faint, The Beastie Boys, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Residents, Possum Dixon, Palace Music, Mellowdrone, The Cramps, Le Tigre, The White Stripes, Jackie O Motherfucker, Bis, Jonathan Richman, The Melvins, The Fall, BLAH BLAH BLAH D:

Movies:

Harold and Maude, The Brain From Planet Arous, Lilo and Stitch, Billy Madison, Run Lola Run, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Superstar (The Andy Warhol Documentary), Earth Girls Are Easy, Space Ameoba, A Clockwork Orange, Snatch, My Neighbor Totoro, The Life Aquatic, Gorjira, Clerks, MORE BLAH BLAH.

Television:

Mr. Show with Bob and David, Big Train, Wondershowzen, Ultraman, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ren and Stimpy, Jackass, American Inventor, WIFE SWAP OH LAWD!, Sifl and Olly, The League of Gentleman, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Life of Mammals, Beavis and Butthead, Pinky and The Brain, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Twigger's Holiday, House of Cosbys, The State, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Critic, Stella, Mythbusters, The Venture Brothers, BLAH?

Books:

Killing Monsters, Keith Haring: Journals, Chronicles of Narnia, The Teachings of Don Juan, Weetzie Bat, Suburbia, Change Your Underwear Twice a Day, The Art of Dreaming, Superstud, Kim, Curious George, Some People Don't Surf, Kick Me, Blankets, Goodbye Chunky Rice, Owly, Dumb Luck, Most "making of" art books are pretty nifty, Jack Chick tracts, though only available in little annoying paper form, are brilliant. The man has got a skewed world view.

Heroes:

Georgia and Jo. We are a gang of three. Jim Henson, who was an amazing, creative, and peaceful man.

My Blog

WHAT IS IT?

I am so jealous, because all of my Myspace friends have pictures with Crispin. I WANT A PICTURE WITH SAD CRISPIN *sobs* I wish I could have stayed after but oooh my feets.What Is It? was awesome. Thou...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

Score!

Did you know I'm making a website? You didn't? Well, I am. And it will be up and operational in the next month. In the meantime: HORNYMANATEE.COMHORNY-MANATEE.Also, I scored tickets to Los Aquabats. T...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:45:00 PST

Oh yeah, The Lion King....

So I forgot to mention I finally saw "The Lion King" at the Pantages. It's something I've wanted to see, as I was an avid fan of the movie when I was a wee Samantha, and I was always really taken by T...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

Nuuuuuuuuuu.

I had a weird spell of nausea yesterday. I was like nothing I had ever experienced, and all signs point to stress! I thought it was a problem with my inner ear, but nooooo. I am STRESS ON PARADE, ladi...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

Vegas.

So, I am home from vacation in Vegas. I didn't really want to leave, in all honesty. I had a fantastic time. Lots of amazing moments, people, and shows. Perhaps I'll divulge more later.In the mean tim...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Happy Feet.

Happy Feet was amazing. I was totally skeptical, but I adored it. The upcoming months are going to be jam-packed hectic. There are big things going on that I don't want to divuldge too much about. I w...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:27:00 PST

The cat is displeased.

During my brief stint at the theater, I took home a huge Art School Confidential banner. Not because I love the movie mind you, but because I thought it would be funny to have a giant Daniel Clowes dr...
Posted by Samantha5000 on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

Toothbrush! You came back to me!

Hey guys- Yeah, I'm back. I don't want to lose touch with all my graduate pals ;)  Just, y'know, don't expect me to live on here.
Posted by Samantha5000 on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST