WhAcKy ZaCkY.....EST 2008 (TAHNEE) profile picture

WhAcKy ZaCkY.....EST 2008 (TAHNEE)

tahnee is my wifey for eva and eva and eva and eva love u babe xoxoxox

About Me

1. Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?2. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.4. If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!5. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!7. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?8. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.9. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!10. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then, please start.11. I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?12. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?13. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are... gorgeous!14. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?15. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.16. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?17. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!18. As she's leaving... Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!19. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?20. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!21. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath!22. Where have you been all my life?23. Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!24. Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!25. Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?26. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.27. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! MY JAW!!28. Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...29. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.30. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?31. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?32. Hi, my name's (_____), how do you like me so far?33. Bond. James Bond.34. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?35. She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!36. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?37. You know I really am James Bond's body double.38. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...39. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.40. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.41. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.42. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.43. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.44. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.45. Baby, you look better and better each day... and tonight, you look like tomorrow!46. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?47. If I follow you home, will you keep me?48. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile49. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?50. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!

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ISAAC AT HIS BEST!
me jumpin off grafton bridge

costa of the grafton bridge"I'm gonna call you 'Trophy Bass' 'cuz I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!""I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all I need is U."I was at a dance and after getting turned down by several girls I asked to dance, I finally added, "so I guess a blow job is out of the question?""Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?""Do you work at Subway? Cus you're making me a footlong!""Is your cell phone Cingular? Cus you're raising my bar!"If a girls asks you, "Do you have the time?" You say, "I dunno, do you have the energy?""Let's play Lion and Lion Tamer. You open your mouth and I'll feed you the meat!""How Do YOU like your eggs? Poached, Scrambled, Fried, or Fertalized?"At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh? Can I help?"Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.""I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.""Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!" M"Hey baby, you want an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, except down under." (funnier if that last part is said in an Australian accent.)