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Contact Tables i think im cute..i kno im sexy...i got the looks that drive the boys wild...lol....yall kno the rest...and if u dont fuk it, but for real, my name is vanessa(bob), im a shy and quiet person when i dont kno ppl, but once u kno me u cant shut my ass up...even if u tried. i speak my mind and i dont pretend to b some one im not. either u love me or u love to hate me...i really dont give a fuk...i stand up for what i believe n and for those that i love. some ppl say i act like a bitch but thats not true....I AM THE BITCH.... thas rite.....believe it or not i am a sensitive person, so i do tend to put up my guard at times which is also perceived as a bitch, but ohh well, i aint trying to impress anyone. people have just fucked up one too many times and thats y i dont trust anyone anymore...fuk all that...i aint got time for no drama... but kno that i am a loyal and true friend...i love my beautiful nephews johnny, christopher, and adrian; and my beautifull niece serenity more than anything n this world. i love my family and friends, and would do anything for them...yall kno who u r...i love to party and hav fun w/ mah girls...diane, vero, deanna, a.j., veto and sophalicious...luv ya bitches...but i also like to just stay home and do nothing, im an outgoing girl who is very open minded, and will try anything, at least once, mayb twice if i like it, or three just to make sure...lol
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My Interests

First some stuff about the boys 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. Some stuff on girls 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy". 2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra. 3) 60% of women have had breast implants. 4) 75% of women dont like oral sex. 5) 95% of women shave their privates. Both 1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women. 2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage. 3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way. 5 Reasons Why Sex is Good 1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation. 2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick. 3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex. 4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic. 5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are. Did You Know 1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

I'd like to meet:

the man of my dreams...dimebag darrell...r.i.p. i would love to meet the gods of metal...metallica and of coarse jhonny depp, orlando bloom, heath ledger, and u cant forgert the beautiful angelina jolie and jessica alba, besides my tallica boys i would also luv to meet, pantera, slayer, iron maiden, disturbed, ac/dc, aerosmith and some others, too many to fukn list rite now....ohhh and i cant forget my hardys...jeff and matt.
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Music:

.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha (ft. Busta Rhymes) -- Video provided by VideoCodes4U

Movies:

IF YOU CAN'T TELL YOU ARE FUKIN' BLIND: but these are just a few of my favorite movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMASSOME KIND OF MONSTERNAPOLEON DYNAMITECOYOTE UGLYTHE LAND BEFOR TIME (all of them)LION KING 1 & 2BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ---classicBAMBIMEAN GIRLSA MAN ON FIREMAN APARTLORD OF THE RINGS----KICk assAS YOU CAN TELL I ALMOST LIKE ANYTHING,,,,,,,,,,,,,...........EXCEPT FOR X RATED MOVIES.............JUST SOMETIMES.....................J/K

Television:

WHERE DO I START HERE IT GOES, BUT IT'S WEIRD!!!!EL GORDO Y LA FLACABLUES CLUESBOB THE BUILDERSPONGE BOBFRIENDS---NEVER DIESGEORGE LOPEZDESPARTE HOUSE WIFESMY WIFE AND KIDSEXTREME MAKEOVERSWINNIE THE POOHINOCENTE DE TIMAKIN' THE BANDCOPSSIMPSONSKING OF THE HILLFLIN STONES

Books:

any thing interesting, i actually do read, despite wat sum ppl may say

Heroes:

i would love to say my heroes are my parents because they gave up everything they had in mexico like family and friends to bring my sisters, brother and me to the u.s. so we could have all the opportunities n the world and live a betrter life...but my main hero is my big bro javi. he is the father figure my dad couldnt always b, he did everyhting he could for my sisters and me. he gave us everything he had and more, he tried his hardest to spoil his 3 sisters and did a good job at it, thats y we luv m so much. he showed me love when i thought no one else could. he thought me to love and respect myself and to settle for nothing but the best, thats y i love him above anything and anyone else, i love u bro...