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About Me

Yeah I don't know. I think I'm cool, but in all reality I'm probably a douchebag. If you really want to know about me ask someone on my top eight.Just kidding. I am the SHIT! I have the dong of an elephant seal. I have gotten so much pussy i cant swim in the ocean. All the sharks swarm toward my big fat tuna smellin' hog. All the fags really want my tight blowhole. I go to the Vortex and get swarmed with hot Cock! Goddamn... I am pretty fuckin cool. Plus, I chill with Cbass. I know that everyone claims this but I am for real! I got so many scene points I should open a bar. All the dumb fuckers in Salt Lake would be on my fat Jock even harder. I AM COOL. American psycho

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My Interests

I love shreddin'! Whether it be concrete or snow it doesn't matter cause I fuckin kill it either way. I love my friends and the fam. I don't love work. Nor do I even like it. I'm not a big fan of money but I want more, and I don't like that too much. I like playing my guitar when I can. PBR is good. Kim is good too. Kim is better than PBR. Kim is better than most things actually. I like my Ipod. Uh, I don't know. Oh yeah I hate waking up more than anything in the whole world (huh Kim). But aftera few minutes I get over it. There might be more but I don't like typing all that much.

I'd like to meet:

little little boys in swimmers :)

Music:

Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, the Beatles. Thats the big three, but I like alot of different shit. Everything from the misfits, to bright eyes, skid row, to death cab. I'm open to suggestions. Jack johnson, saves the day, dashboard, nirvana, metallica, the dire straights, merle haggard, cat stevens, the sounds, the cure, cursive, bowie, grateful dead, uncle tupelo, the distillers, every time i die, guns n roses, huey lewis and the news, jay-z, jim croce, murder city devils, notorious b.i.g., poison, yeah yeah yeahs, radiohead, roling stones, tenacious d, and on and on and on and on.....

Movies:

These are my favorites in no particular order: Point Beak, Thrashin, Waiting, Fight club, Boondock Saints, Seven, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Shawshank redemption, Old school, Finding Nemo, Dumb and dumber, Zoolander, Super Troopers, Oceans eleven, Anchorman, The kill bills, Reservoir dogs, Starsky and Hutch, Shakedown, love hate, dereks part in moment of truth, and the morning after. Oh and don't forget the greatest piece of film in american cinema history...BEER FOR ME!!!!!

Television:

I don't watch t.v. too much anymore but, I like the shows that you like. I like the shows that everyone likes.

Books:

Everyone likes chuck palahniuk. Everyone likes Davinci code and angels and demons. I'm an everyone.

Heroes:

Ryan, Musso, and Austin. They are my world. I don't know what i'd do without them. Ohhhh!!! I love ridin and smokin pipe.

My Blog

"What in the hell are you guys doing?"

I went snowboarding last night. Yeah thats right, snowboarding in july. It was the funnest thing ever. We set up a picnic table and just messed around on it for about an hour or so. We got the cop...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hard lesson to learn

On June 14th 2003, not only did I lose someone very close to me, my best friend Jacob, but I learned a very valuable lesson. I never told Jacob how much he meant to me, or how much I looked up to him...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My awesome bummer...I mean summer

It was exactly one year ago today, well not today because it's now the 17th so technically it was a year yesterday, but for the purposes of this story we'll say today. So a year ago today, I got into...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...so here goes...

So it's four in the morning and I'm on Myspace. No good reason, I just am. I'm just looking around, and playing the occasional game of solitaire, which I can never win. I feel like rambling for a ...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I actually had fun today

But I wasent supposed to, I woke up at 8:30, keep in mind I wasent asleep 'till 3 or so, and after I woke up, I hiked up a fucking mountain in the snow and tried to build a jump. After said jump was ...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Root beer makes me drunk.

Tonight I drank a Root Beer when I got home from work, this is nothing new, but what what I came to realize is that Root Beer is by far the greatest drink known to man. Orange soda is right up there ...
Posted by fuzz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST