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Jeff

My life dream is to drop outta school to be on Girls Gone Wild and have a baby.

About Me

My name is Jeff and I taught my kitten how to dance to my profile song.

My Interests

MySpace is a constant Hurricane Katrina of spam, but I use it anyway.

I'm an aspiring actor/screenwriter with a story in my head I want to tell. I also write for two video game sites, which you can get to by clicking these logos.

Contact Feel free to IM me or contact me on any of the other networking sites I whore myself on.

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Video Games Currently Playing
Hexic 2 (360)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is as passionate about writing, acting, and general creativity as I am.

Also, still not a big fan of the AIDS.

Leave me some comments yo.

Music:

A variety of sounds that go beep boop beep.

Movies:

The 40 Year-Old Virgin A Scanner Darkly Accepted Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Back to the Future Back to the Future Part II Back to the Future Part III Batman Begins Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan The Breakfast Club The Cable Guy Clerks Clerks II Constantine Die Hard with a Vengeance Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Evil Dead II Fantastic Four The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Ferris Bueller's Day Off Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Garden State Grandma's Boy Howl's Moving Castle Independence Day The Island King Kong (2005) Liar Liar The Life Aquatic The Lion King Live Free or Die Hard Love Actually The Majestic The Matrix The Matrix Reloaded Mission: Impossible III Mr. and Mrs. Smith Napoleon Dynamite The Nightmare Before Christmas Pan's Labyrinth Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Purple Rain Run Lola Run Serenity Sin City Spider-Man Spider-Man 2 Spider-Man 3 Spirited Away Stranger Then Fiction The Truman Show V for Vendetta Wedding Crashers The Witches

Television:

24 Angel Aqua Teen Hunger Force Buffy the Vampire Slayer The Colbert Report The Daily Show Dark Angel Family Guy Firefly Lost Lucky Louie The Office Power Rangers Rescue Me Robot Chicken Roswell Smallville South Park Stella Supernatural The X-Files

Books:



Boobs Books

Heroes:


My Blog

The Present: On the verge of something wonderful.

I did an entry like this a couple weeks back, but I decided it was a little too early to talk about everything that was new in my life, without being completely situated in my new situations. So, I'...
Posted by Jeff !? on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

The Past: Sand is overrated. And so were you.

It's been about three weeks since my last entry. So things there didn't exactly pan out as I thought they would. That's okay. Things recently have gone exactly as I had hoped they would. Everything ...
Posted by Jeff !? on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

I thought Friday the 13th was supposed to be unlucky.

Yesterday at 2:24pm I updated my status on Facebook to say, "Jeff is wondering when his luck is going to change." You see, yesterday was not a good day. Everything recently had been kind of leading up...
Posted by Jeff !? on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 08:53:00 PST

Kangaroos, cotton candy, getting lost, and angry black men.

Last night was fantastic. But first, I need to say this. I started watching Lost. I finished the first season. I watched the first three episodes of season two. The rest of season two will be finishe...
Posted by Jeff !? on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Live Free or Die Hard just kicked me in the cunt with awesome.

So today was tiring (meaning Tuesday) but definitely worth it.For the second day in a row, I worked with my dad on his job. I am so fucking achy and my back is sunburned to hell. I'm probably going to...
Posted by Jeff !? on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

I just saw Kevin O'Brien's penis. His whole penis. And balls.

There are moments in life where you have to question certain things.Why are we here?Where did we come from?How did the universe begin?Why am I looking at pictures of Kevin O'Brien's penis?This is one ...
Posted by Jeff !? on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:36:00 PST

Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.

Today would have been three years with her.And the weather couldn't be more fitting.I figured I could write some cryptic entry today that everyone would hate or I could just be blatantly honest.You kn...
Posted by Jeff !? on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

I hate waking up in the middle of a perfect dream.

That was the issue I had yesterday. I had an amazingly great dream. It was perfect. It was exactly what I wish would happen in real life.I tried to go back to sleep, in hopes the dream would continue....
Posted by Jeff !? on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:31:00 PST

My blender is just about dead.

That signifies more than you may realize.Oh well, right?:..Anyway, I've been sick again this weekend. The sore throat came back. So I spent last night feeling like crap, being addicted to the new Pac-...
Posted by Jeff !? on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:26:00 PST

I just saw my cat licking my other cat's vagina.

I turned around in my chair about 30 seconds ago and was greeted by the image of Sora, my year-old cat, standing behind my one month-old kitten, licking her vagina.I sternly smacked my desk and yell...
Posted by Jeff !? on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST