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THE SEX

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About Me

I watch radio. I shoot brittle bullets. I kill time in all the wrong ways. I'm the one your parents warned you about. The twist of the knife in your gut. Dissatisfaction guaranteed. Some facts about Tim: 1. Tim 415 , 110 vb. to sex someone up n. man with a massive schlongvb.That whore just got timmed n.You hear about Bob? He is tim. 1. Timism 162 , 7 A religion based on the belief that Tim exists. I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.A la Urban Dictionary

My Interests

I LIKE TURTLES

I'd like to meet:

Little chinchillas on stilts and velvet martians.

Music:

Mostly rock/alt. Some trance/techno.

Movies:

Most movies I'll enjoy, or at least sit through without complaining. I find horror movies in general to be hilarious. They're some of my favorite to watch (especially with Steve) because we ruin the movie for people.

Television:

Dewd, I don't watch tv... I watch computer

Books:

As far as manga goes, pretty much anything. As for as REAL books go, I just read whatever catches my eye.

My Blog

Been a while. You probably won’t want to read this.

What if I told you Harry Potter wasn't what you thought? J. K. Rowling got it wrong. Mistranslated. Lost throughout thousands of people telling different stories about the same person.  Wha...
Posted by THE SEX on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 12:30:00 PST

Kirstie tripped...

And I told her that I was totally going to blog about it. So this is me blogging about how she tripped.
Posted by THE SEX on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:35:00 PST

This is not a title.

The deliberate and/or systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group. Genocide. You hear about it all the time on the news. Some third world dictator terrorizing a villa...
Posted by THE SEX on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 01:42:00 PST

I’m The VicTim

He asked me not to have guests past 10 pm. Like I was gonna remember something that trivial. It's like asking me not to feed the gremlin after midnight. Like that'll happen. It did. After, he repeats ...
Posted by THE SEX on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:47:00 PST

The Six Wise Men

This morning, at about 5, I went to go pick up some doughnut holes for my co-worker who was relieving me from my shift today. I figured I owed it to her to pay for it, seeing as she's given me more tr...
Posted by THE SEX on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:40:00 PST

Slash? Is that you?

I had a dream last night, which is rare, so listen up. In it, I met . At this point it is important to note that I have never heard any of his music and never played Guitar Hero 3, which he's featured...
Posted by THE SEX on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:46:00 PST

Last time I watch a zombie movie at 3am...

No, I didn't have a nightmare. I got to sleep really easily. Much to my surprise. Just some really weird dreams. So apparently we went to Tokyo Disneyland for band tour. I distinctly remember tha...
Posted by THE SEX on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:57:00 PST

Anonymous

So, Anonymous is attacking Scientology. What is Anonymous, you ask? It was the perfect organization of internet hackers and troublemakers. Some would even classify them as terrorists. None of these la...
Posted by THE SEX on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:59:00 PST

Everybody’s Talking About...

Cloverfield. That's right. I saw it. Prepare for spoilers. My guess is it's an acquired taste. I personally enjoyed it. Lots of other people didn't. Some others did as I did. I liked how they killed o...
Posted by THE SEX on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:54:00 PST

Woe is Saint Me

Where's my mind? Hell if I know. Good song by the Pixies, though. Current mood: id I want. To hang out with friends. Preferably friends that are girls. Conversations are always so much more ...
Posted by THE SEX on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST