KJ

There's so much to tell about myself....where do i begin? Im a pretty outgoing person...and im up for anything! basically im good at partying and always suppling the CAPTAIN where ever i go...I guess you could say im a SAILOR...because im good at it and its one of my many talents. But being an expert sailor and always followin CAPTAINS orders....You better believe my ass is ALWAYS in the gym. everyweek i hit the gym and its always been a priority to me....im a GYM FREAK. but hell thats a good thing...the bad thing is...I get the WORST CRAVINGS for ben and jerrys like no other!! For a while now I've been sober from TACO BELL...it was hard but i was strong! Anyways, the food cravings just wear me out...and I resort to the beach as a relaxor. Dont ever tell me that another person is tanner then me..lol...thats a button you dont wanna press...lol...kendell knows. AND most important i update DAILY on my TOES! I examine peoples feet...weird i know...but you put a foot in front of me and ill say the name... Retarded fetish i got from that special someone. I guess im an EX-PARTY ANIMAL... because partying used to be my job! I wouldnt say i was fired...im more of a retiree of choice. but dont get me wrong I def still go out ...but MY POOPY is where most of my time is spent. not like theres anything to do now anyways now that EVERYONE IS GONE so im glad i have him. He's not only been my best friend but my right hand. we pretty much do EVERYTHING together..and yes we come in a package! I haven't figured out life yet. this is a good thig. it means i still haven't 'happened' yet. Aside from my procrastinating and impatient ways, i am an extremely dedicated girl. I love to talk and talk and talk, and aware that my listening skills aren't the best. i'm working on that too. you just have to tell me everything twice. and if it's your name.....probably 3 or 4 times. I always push away the guys who i think are right for me. And the guys that stick around, well they're strong enough to handle me. I love being a cookie cutter girlfriend. but deep down inside, i'm terrified of relationships. I'm upfront and not afraid to say whats on my mind. I have a hard time expressing myself to most people. But once i start, please dont interrupt... & bring popcorn. I tend to make excuses for people. I dont like to share. but i love giving. Grocery shopping is one of my favorite past times. it's up there, next to shoe shopping. And please be understanding to my chapstick addiction. i need it. i can't live without it. Don't try and figure out where all the food goes. I am a fat man in a little girls body. it's going somewhere, probably my ass. SEEEYA!