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Kristin

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About Me



Savannah

Charleston

Music

Flowers

My Interests


Reading, photography, cooking, music, swimming, baseball, Ray Hudson (if you've never heard his soccer commentary, you're really missing out), travel, anthropomorphizing my pets

I'd like to meet:

As far as making new friends, I am not interested in meeting anyone new. I'm already terrible at remembering the birthdays of the friends and family that I do have, and also pretty rotten at keeping in touch. Why offend more people?

Music:

Yes, I like it.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks

Books:

There are way too many to name. Basically, if you put it in front of me, I will read it. Even if I don't particularly like it. But some favorites, that I can read over and over and over are A Prayer For Owen Meany (John Irving), Confederacy of Dunces (John Kennedy Toole), Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut), and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (Jonathan Safran Foer). I am a sucker for memoirs and nonfiction.

My Blog

Love your beaver

Apparently this (Australian) commercial is causing quite a bit of controversy there. Personally, I find it pretty funny, and much more preferable than women in white outfits running through meadows. ...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

This Miller’s for you!

Another day, another thing to be irate about. Today it's an email from someone linking me to the Millerboycott.com website, where people are urged to boycott the Miller Brewing Company because "Miller...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

Georgia On My Uterus

Welcome to GA HB 1, introduced in 2007 by Congressman Bobby Franklin. HB1- Crimes against public health and morals; abortion; provisionsThe State of Georgia has the duty to protect all innocent life f...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:15:00 PST

My Dirtiest Fantasy Ever

Conservatives Beware: You'll need to bathe in paint thinner just to feel pure again.It makes my legs weak, my knees tremble, and my heart go pitter-patBehold, Pink Dawn- My 2008 Dream Team!President: ...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:43:00 PST

Famous Last Words

So, I've been on the command photography team for the last few months. Mostly I just take pictures of reenlistment and retirement ceremonies, nothing too exciting. But then the CO got an idea that a c...
Posted by Kristin on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:20:00 PST

Real (Waste of) Time

Is it possible that sometime earlier this year, Salman Rushdie called up his agent and said "I want airtime with a vapid, d-list celebrity, and I want it NOW"?I wonder.The reason I ask is that I'm sti...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:49:00 PST

My Brown Thumb

I had grand visions in my head of surrounding my house with a lush garden oasis. A couple months have gone by, Lowe's has seen the better part of a paycheck or two, and now I am forced to admit defeat...
Posted by Kristin on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:18:00 PST

This is the part where I get struck by lightning

Wow, I can't believe I haven't posted anything since November. That's actually a good thing though, in a weird way. It means my life hasn't been a gigantic shit pizza with all the toppings. Usually wh...
Posted by Kristin on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

S.O.S

Third day trapped with my mother. Someone help me, I must escape.
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:49:00 PST

Somwhere Over the Goddamn Rainbow...

There is a place called The Drunken Unicorn. Supposedly, Margot and the Nuclear So&Sos played there tonight. I wanted to see them. I really, really did. Alas, this was not to be. Instead, Katie an...
Posted by Kristin on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST