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Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where

Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?

About Me

Stay home a lot when I'm not at work Quiet. People think I'm either a real sweetheart or a jerk :). Probably closer to the latter.Met a nice Jewish girl and moved to the big city. Whoo hoo, I'm on my way now! Free witchy layouts at spelldust.com

My Interests

Books, TV, movies, sex.... You know, the ususal.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting, INTELLIGENT people to talk to and hang out with.

Music:

Sarah McLachlan rocks.

Movies:

My fav is My Cousin Vinny...too many other genres, titles, to list.

Television:

Survivor, Pushing Daisies, Gordon Ramsay, Amazing Race, Law & Order, CSI

Books:

Tons and tons.

Heroes:

Me!

My Blog

Ray of Sunshine

(NOTE:  A lot of the random thoughts that pop into my head that I feel compelled to write about in my articles may upset my lovely, tolerant, wonderful wife.  So to you, Mindy dear, I say th...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST

Damn you, Ryan Seacrest

So, here I am.  Been kicking around not doing a whole hell of a lot for the past few months since I shook the B&N stain off my back and retreated into this box I live in.  Thought I was ...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:39:00 PST

F'ing Yankees

Fuck!  Fuck, fuck, fuck!   As if my head weren't fucked up enough!   AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 05:32:00 PST

It's like a Beck song...

So, have you ever spent some time, usually late at night, usually with a few drinks in you, and you realize that you are almost 34 years old and you have done absolutely nothing with your life, and th...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:12:00 PST

Mindy

I just want to say for the record that my wife, Mindy, is the coolest fucking chick in the world, and I love her to death.
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:14:00 PST

Barnes & Noble tried to kill me

So, anyway, this is mostly for you retarded friends from Jersey who miss me sooooo much....  Last week I had a near death experience I thought you all might enjoy hearing about (just don't tell P...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:09:00 PST

It's the same everywhere

So today was my second day at Astor Place...It's a lot different from Clifton...for instance (if you can belive this), the same people work in the same zones all the time, and the regular booksellers ...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

Further adventures of NYC boy...

Hi all.  Well, some new news....As of today I am officially employed by B&N again, at the Astor Place store...they're making me the fiction lead (can you believe that crap), which, though the...
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:06:00 PST

(insert Jefferson's theme song here)

Well, I've officially/unofficially (what?) moved to the city.  I'm so happy/relieved to be away from my psycho roomate, who, just the other day, physically attacked me (I told you, she's psycho)....
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:48:00 PST

Filter

I think I lack the filter that most people have between their brains and their mouths.  So please, it's safe to ignore 99.9% of what I say at any given time.  Even this.
Posted by Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST