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The Official Myspace Survey
Name: Gavin
Birthday: 13TH APRIL 1978
Birthplace: Germany
Current Location: Aldershot
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6`2 sometimes 6`3 go figure!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Direct Descendant Of Vlad The Impaler
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberlands
Your Weakness: To trusting
Your Fears: Dying a lonely old man
Your Perfect Pizza: With no veggies on it, tons of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not make the same mistakes i did last year.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: God there big, are the real! / LOL / BRB!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell does the sleep in your eyes come from!
Your Best Physical Feature: Smile and Eyes
Your Bedtime: When ever i need sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: Jesus the last 28 years would be nice to have back, to much partying is bad for you, so is drinking n drugs, lol!
Pepsi or Coke: Oh there is a joke here, ill have lots of coke please, lol!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonald's always is that even a real question you fools!
Single or Group Dates: Depends if shes a crazy looking person, then id like a group of body guards, lol!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: God get a grip and make me a nice cup of earl grey!
Chocolate or Vanilla: If i had to pick chocolate i guess!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither i love TEA!
Do you Smoke: Yes i do!
Do you Swear: How very dare you, to suggest i fucking swear is outrageous!
Do you Sing: Only to deaf people!
Do you Shower Daily: Morning and night, u no its right!
Have you Been in Love: Yeppers
Do you want to go to College: Been and partied the whole way through, even did a piece of work, yes a whole piece, lol!
Do you want to get Married: Yes just as soon as Kelly Brook sorts her head out, lol!
Do you believe in yourself: Of course if i dont how will anyone else.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if I'm moving.
Do you think you are Attractive: Lol i dont no, i do alright with the fairer sex so maybe, what do u think, lol!
Are you a Health Freak: Try to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: God yeah there like my best friends.
Do you like Thunderstorms: God yes. Only when im holding a long iron bar, lol!
Do you play an Instrument: Hmm does the arm pit count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Several gallons
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeppers
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Medical or non medical?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm a shop`o`holic hell yeah i have, every day fool!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Jesus its fecking winter here, hell no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Er no i would just buy it if i wanted it.
Ever been Drunk: Yeppers all over the Xmas period and new year!
Ever been called a Tease: Flirt is that the same as tease?
Ever been Beaten up: Lol yeah right.
Ever Shoplifted: I couldn't my hands are to full of shopping bags.
How do you want to Die: God stamping me to death, so working on that principle looks like im gonna be around for a fair while, woohoo!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Older! Respectable.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Ok this is for a girl! Green or blue
Favorite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette
Short or Long Hair: LONG hair!
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Lighter than me.
Best Clothing Style: Up to date, trendy but there own style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mind our own business.
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds.
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: Non as yet but there coming!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Non i wouldn't have done them if i was going to regret them later!
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FREE RINGTONES?????These light my fire: 1. Funny People, 2. Curvy Women, 3. Snuggles, 4. Intelligence, 5. Spontaneity+++++These leave me cold: 1. Rude People, 2. Cyber Nutters, 3. Fibbers, 4. Poor Hygiene, 5. Un-motivated People+++++FOUR STAGES IF GETTING OLD:1. U BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS!2. U DON'T BELIEVE IN FATHER CHRISTMAS.3. U ARE FATHER CHRISTMAS.
4. U LOOK LIKE FATHER CHRISTMAS!+++++Gav's guide to staying clean "When sh*t hits the fan"! Well if the sh*t hits the fan take my advice and do the following:+++++Step 1: Move rapidly as not to get covered in shit, I would try the forward roll as we all no this from school, or for those of us who are a bit more nimble maybe a back somersault may be good, but as long as you get out the way its all that matters, as we all no that stuff stains and it isn’t a good look is it! (So ive been told)!+++++Step 2: If you can't get out the way grab someone nearby and position him or her in the way of the flying faeces, this will prevent you getting covered but you may lose a friend, unless they don't know it hit them, so maybe face them away from the flying object and just as its about to hit maybe shake their hand vigorously so you hide the impact of the turd and keep the friend at the same time!+++++Step 3: If all of the above fails try to grab a shield of any description, I'm thinking maybe a folder or something of similar size would stop and average sized turd from hitting your Versace suit, but then again it all depends on the size and type and consistency of said poo, if it's a runny one then your ****ed unless you have a umbrella to hand then maybe you will come out of this sh*t free!+++++Disclaimer: In the Gav's guide to evading the sh*t hitting you, all of the following advice is only to be used in the office environment with large amounts of space, all of which have been tested by a highly trained specialists and should by no means be tried by anyone who hasn't been to the turd academy of survival skills!+++++
Ok as you may have guessed I have a lot of free time on my hands and ive been thinking about something else and this is never make someone with facial hair a leader of a country, the reason I say this is look at all the weird and wonderful people who have been in charge of a country with facial hair:+++++Saddam Hussein: He had a moustache and is totally mad, & good at hiding weapons and was the king of hide and seek, well one out of two is ok I guess!+++++Stalin: Had a moustache and was bonkers!+++++Hitler: He had a moustache and had some major issues, and was bonkers!+++++Genghis Kahn: Crazy facial hair, and equally as crazy himself!+++++Fidel Castro: crazy man with missiles, untamed facial hair!+++++Osama Bin Laden: mad crazy beard and has bad taste in head fashion, looks like he's wearing a big nappy on his head! And the current hide and seek champion!+++++Abraham Lincoln: not so much crazy but he sure did have good taste in hats, but he should be more careful about the theatre’s he goes to, *he’s behind you* ;o)+++++Rasputin: The Russian mystic or Mad Monk as he was better known as, not so much in charge of a country but was a major influence around the Romanov dynasty, inventor of the aspirin and ladies lover I'm not so sure if he was all bad, I mean Boney M and Abba had those catchy hit tune about him, lol!+++++Henry VIII: The king who ruled England for 38 years, in that time brought in laws banning sodomy and witch craft to name but a few, and of course brought about the Dissolution of the Monasteries, and the union of England and Wales. Henry was also a keen gambler and a ladies man, but preferred to chop of his ex wives head instead of divorce!+++++Kaiser Wilhelm II: Hmm first thing I notice about young Will is his impressive moustache and it seems that the moustache is an important part of running Germany when you’re going to war, Adolph Hitler being the other famous furry top lipped supporter, lol! Wills parents were Prince Frederick William of Prussia and his wife, Victoria, Princess Royal of the United Kingdom, which explains a lot about our royal family I guess, lol!++++++++?????Click here for Myspace glitter graphics and Myspace layouts
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