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Meeble

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About Me

Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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My Interests

Music. Tea. Good buys in the supermarket 'reduced section'. Hugs, Kisses etc, Coffee. I also eat Kiwi fruit with the skins on, which people seem to think's a bit funny. Hanging over, pretty mixed race girls, small moments of contentedness; like the other day when I sat out on my front wall and ate sushi and drank special ginger beer in the sun...then a ladybird landed on me and crawled up my arm. Wee things like that.

I'd like to meet:

Rustlers; cutthroats; murderers; bounty hunters; desperados; mugs; pugs; thugs; nitwits; halfwits; dimwits; vipers; snipers; con men; indian agents; mexican bandits; muggers; buggerers; bushwackers; hornswaglers; horse thieves; bull dykes; train robbers; bank robbers; asskickers; shitkickers and METHODISTS. And maybe these cats:
Super mario jumps
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Music:

The Ramones. The Smiths. David Bowie. The Modern Lovers. The Contortions. The Fall. The Beatles. DFA. Techno.

Movies:

Blazing Saddles is still one of, if not my all time, favourite film. Children of Men is also high on the list. Saw that Anchorman the other day, pretty funny.
I finally got back into going to the cinema after payign the 10.99 thing to cineworld and not going like a dumbfuck.Recently saw Lady Chatterly's Lover, which was very French. Good though. Also saw Bourne Ultimatum which was amazing, though not the sort of thing to see if you just want a relaxing couple of hours. Also watched Inland Empire: meh. and 28 weeks later which was dreadful. I personally thought I had Rage virus every time I saw that fucking kid.

Television:

I don't really watch T.V. as the adverts drive me insane. I sometimes watch them and think how I would have made them. My current favourite is the hair gel advert set in China where the two kids style their hair so as not to fit in. They then run down the corridor in school, which segues into them running down the road, down a street in a city, etc.
In my version it's end with them getting gunned down by the chinese stazi. The final shot would have camera above them, pulling out, with them lying holding hands looking quite bloody and broken, but with great hair.
Maybe there could be another version for post-watershed that involved bamboo being forced under their toenails.
Mind you...some adverts are pretty good.

Books:

World War Z, Kurt Vonnegut and Last Night A DJ Saved My Life are all books I have recently enjoyed. World War Z especially...it's about Zombies. What's not to love?

Heroes:



My Blog

I'm being stalked...

I'm a bit spooked out as I keep seeing children on the tube who look like people I know. And they keep STARING at me.
Posted by Meeble on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Sub Club Stories 2

"Uh...I think that guy's dead."Good way to start a story, but in this case not the best.So; three hours before:"I've never seen a fight before."And so fate was tempted by one Tylet Pope, resident of N...
Posted by Meeble on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:04:00 PST

About me (Part one)

Don't let this page fool you: I actually have no friends. I do have a lot of girls making comments on my page, which I should be thankful for I suppose. I also have an E-stalker called Wendy who looks...
Posted by Meeble on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

Jessica says...

So I got involved in this art project where I had to message Jessica my address, she posted me out a task and I had to post it back. I dunno what it's all about. Performance art and beauty are in the ...
Posted by Meeble on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

Sub Club Stories part 1

So on the 1st of April 2007 the Sub Club, home of Optimo is 20 years old and so everyone who's worked, played, danced, passed out, etc has been asked to send in their favourite stories or nice words. ...
Posted by Meeble on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

The best days of your life and The Theory of Social Evolution.

"School, the best days of your life."A sentence that is the sole preserve of idiots. What we are essentially being told here is that the speaker considers everything they did and will do to be the zen...
Posted by Meeble on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:07:00 PST

Mondays

Monday's on myspace are slow huh?No-one on here to chat to. I suppose that's what happens when you hang around with people who go to a club on a Sunday and don't got no jobs. That and people who live ...
Posted by Meeble on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

Girls and the Mythical Perfect age.

I wonder what age it is that all girls aim for?Right, 'cause young girls try to look older and Ladies try to look younger. So somewhere in the middle must be a perfect age. I imagine it's the holy gra...
Posted by Meeble on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:22:00 PST

Coffee based rambles

Coffee does funny things huh? I never used to drink it at all and in fact even the smell used to make me boke. but I decided that everything is all in the mind, so I taught myself to like coffee and n...
Posted by Meeble on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:07:00 PST

January

January is easily the best time of year to work in a bar. Everyone's so skint and paying up Xmas credit card bills that NOONE comes in. So you get to spend all day polishing the wood, cleaning the she...
Posted by Meeble on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST