BASE jump Yosemite, ski Vail, river run Grand Canyon, climb Mt. McKinley, mountain bike Moab, surf North Shore. The Olympics, Tour de France, Hockey, Global Warming
Here's to Brian Locke, that son-of-a-bitch! He's a hunchback monster who slept with all of our wives. He punched us all in the face and we love him! To Brian Locke! One time Locke shot Jägermeister into his neck with a syringe. We couldn't tell if he was looking at us or the wall while having a conversation. His poop is considered currency in Argentina. I wear a diaper! ...Anyways, Brian Locke hated hippies, yet he had long hair and never took a shower. He wears a rattle snake as a condom. The best damn guitar player I've ever seen. You will be missed you son-of-a-bitch!
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Raleigh Theodore Sakers
The Departed, The Life Aquatic, The Royal Tenenbaums, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, Goodwill Hunting, Crank, Snatch, and anything Will Ferrell. Scrubs.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
The Defenders of Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.My Grandparents. Patrick Roy (Last name pronounced Wa) Lance Armstrong.