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Ken Horsehair

House-Hunting The Raccoon

About Me

I'm wearing asshole glasses; they make everything look shitty.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/26/2005
Band Website: johnnyr.com/blecky/index.html
Band Members: Mr. Horsehair, Mrs. Horsehair, Yamaha products
Influences: My influences are my friends and nature
Sounds Like: A turbine in a hydroelectric powerhouse turning so fast it shatters itself and the dam and the flood sweeps down a populated valley destroying everything.
Record Label: Tony Chaos
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Forgive, Forget, Everybody, Please, Okay?

I think in the future, people will wear earphones that block out all outside sound. Outside sound will be fed through a network of implanted or worn microphones and then into the earphones at decibel ...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 07:33:00 PST

Free Sublet

Shankar, Shane, Alex, Andy, Ann, and Grave. Your names are poetry. So, beautiful. I noticed today that it was still light at five o'clock. I was working in someone's house. Someone who hired my boss w...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:32:00 PST

Staying Blog

I am officially writing a blog after coming home from the bar with my deadbeat brother Davey who is officially a fake/real narcoleptic because half the time he is falling asleep and half of the time ...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:01:00 PST

Merry Christmas Shankar

Look. I'm writing a Christmas card. I'm going to get a Christmas tree from a guy named Muggs. Remember my ex-minivan? I sold it to Muggs. He still owes me like ten dollars. He's running a Christmas-tr...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST

For Escamilla's Eyes Only

Be it known to all the motherfuckers that know not: Escamilla and I are really close friends. Be it also known that Escamilla deigns not: write me an e-mail, post a comment on any of my social network...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST

Putting in the Work

I spoke with my dear friend and great ally Andy Meerow on the phone today. He initiated the conversation first by calling my cell phone and next by telling me that he was having a hard time feeling go...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

My New Haircut

Hello,In exchange for doing some electrical work for a hairstylist, I got the best haircut I've ever had and also a hairwash shampoo. We talked about business, missing people , the Buffalo River (An a...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST

Who are we kidding here, really?

I mean, my only readers are you, Andy, you Alexandra, and you, Ann. So really, who are we trying to kid here, really? No one is the answer. No jokes. There is really no point in lying about anything ...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:14:00 PST

Don't worry, everything's okay, I'm just checking in.

Everything is pretty normal here. Today when I woke up, I thought, "Geez, I should be having a hangover right now." There was a knock on the door, I walked down the stairs in last night's beery socks,...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:26:00 PST

A Debut

Dearest Subscribing Readers,Take heed: Ken Horsehair is neither changing styles nor singing in voices that are not his own. What you are witnessing is the first stage of the fourth phase of The New Li...
Posted by Ken Horsehair on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST