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About Me

Navy, reckless driving, electricity. I once killed a man because his shoe came untied. There is nothing about me that could fit in a nutshell... and my favorite is now the Gibbon. S.o.B. Nobody shoot me, my body's made of hand grenades.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jimi Hendrix, Jesus, Ernest Hemingway. Quintin T as well. Uma Thurman. Bob Marley. Mr. Miyagi. The Cohen brothers. Janis Joplin, Rob Zombie, Bob Dylan, Chevy Chase, King Kong. Beck. Beth Gibbons. That chick in the elevator in Harold and Kumar. Regina Spektor. Anybody interesting.

My Blog

GMC-Welcome to the player's lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbok-kO671w "I'm back from the dead, and you came back from the dead."
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Schenectady is for gangstas

So my doorbell rings and I'm shirtless. I grab the nearest shirt near me and head downstairs. Its the ups man. I open the door and sign for the package. The smiling UPS man says "I've seen that shirt ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:11:00 GMT

fucking excellent

Check out this video: master exploder ..Add to My Profile | More Videos
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 14:16:00 GMT

Brain teaser

...   You wake. You are on your back in a dark, damp space. You survey your surroundings but are quickly cut short by the pain in your right forearm. Ouch. Its mangled. Man that shit is fuc...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:11:00 GMT

What Ive found

  As I show up at the library for a class about selling items on Ebay, I encounter the question of why I’m there. Sure its free. Sure I got junk. But why did I really come down here on a co...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Cloud 1

The wisdom that accompanies age...is accompanied by self-induced apprieciation. At the time all the time love the time... There is this. There will always be that. Many things are here now. I’ll...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:19:00 GMT

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I liked a pen I got it. I like a life ... "How much is this life?" I ask and answer too much. Green like the bill I used to buy the pen envy So I just use the pen to express my peril This pen sucks, b...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Dining convo

There are two voices in my head.One. Sober, confident, calm, organized.The other. The other cannot be spoken of at dinner tables.It is the racing, non-pacing, anti-facing reality realizing, recognizin...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:31:00 GMT

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Hello James Do you know where you are? Albany Medical Center, you've wrecked your car. You're lucky, we almost lost you there. Come, lets wash your body and hair.   Greetings James Name's Ron I'm...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:24:00 GMT