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Alex

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4i'm 20... summin. i think i'm 23 and 24 in november. i have a bad memory. er, i'm lazy at everything i do, but not lazy enough. i've got to think about how to improve my general lazyness. for example... i should work hard to learn stuff so it's easier in the long term and thereby i have to do less in the long term, but i never think that far ahead. erm, i'm a carpenter... allegedly. okay, i'm a bad carpenter, and thats not bad as in really good... dawg!i can see you looking at me and thinking... wow, now he's a great guy!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself, stewie griffin (damn that he's a cartoon character... make him live), margaret thatcher (to ask her where she hid her balls), keira knightley (so i could slap her around for being such a shite actress), captain morgan (boy thats good rum), def leppards drummer (so i could shake his stump), my ex girlfriend (so i could take all the pies back that she stole from me), tony b (so i could hand him over to one of those countries none of the americans can pronounce the names of). do i want to meet anybody for a good reason? no! because i don't idolise celebrities and stars and blah... coz at the end of the day they're just regular people.. only with more money than me, which i want to steal from them!

My Blog

fucking gays!

on here more than once in the same week. i know what you're thinking... "dear god, the social life must've taken a turn for the worst"... and you would be wrong. i'm actually just off work and getting...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:04:00 GMT

older

i'm getting older. thought it's about time i wrote something on here again for nobody. i'm getting more careless and it seems to show in every aspect of my life. even on here, i haven't wrote a single...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:12:00 GMT

new and unimproved

unbelievable! my mum just caught me wanking. i'm never going to be able to look at her again! if i close my eyes it'll go away. nope, dammit... it's still here! there was porn on the TV and everything...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:06:00 GMT

Back By Popular Demand

well, by demand. well, back anyway. for better or for worse. was i talking bollocks last night? feel likeĀ i just shat a lung out! started off in deacons last night. things started off in a gawd awful ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:19:00 GMT

IMMORTALISING

NOTHING FROM MEAlcohol is the answerBut it brings me downYet it's still the answerToo many times i've fallenMakes me feel betterWhen i think all's lostBeats a sober sit n' thinkGives me comfort while ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:00:00 GMT

explosion of thoughts ( i spose i should mention brixton)

cum in and die. hello intoxicants. hello angels. i guess i should finally write about brixton academy and black stone as i'm finally in the most appropriate mood. i just watched my team lose 5 - 1. an...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 06:09:00 GMT

for your eyeballs

coffee paste. i am full of it. coffee paste. when i make a coffee it is like the water hasn't even entered the equation in my mind. my god jim was right... i am gonna be like that doofus in 20 years w...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 07:32:00 GMT

THE MASTER PIECE (that lil weds 13 gig we went on halloween... nuthin special...cept i jizzed)

i like skin. i like skin? i like skin! I LIKE SKIN? I LIKE SKIN? motherfucker from holy hell. did i really say that? yes, i did! people don't come from dermatology! they might study it. they might enj...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:37:00 GMT

29/9/08 the day my nads became public and coincidentially the day of the copters gig

so here were are lads and ladettes... (met a few of them at the bus station the other night... trust me... she had bits of last nights vegetables still in her teeth. i hope they were vegetables anyway...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:04:00 GMT

mudhoney gig, kentish town, the forum - 31/7/08

just finally writing about it now. spent the day in the capital...londinium. thats what the romans used to call it right? first got raped by the train ticket salesman after getting raped by the parkin...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 09:23:00 GMT