Hello all, chris here...
I play guitar in the life to come..............axe...
Im mostly called by my last name...or some sort of profanity such as jackass, asshole, retard, etc...
I haul freight for maines paper and food in new jersey...*love my job!!*
Apparently im rich?......
I usually like everyone, unless you tear my face off for busting your ass about a steelers game....
Ive been single for a few years so my family is starting to think im gay.....obviously i missed the memo on dating necessities.....
When i become a homeowner, i will not have forks or spoons, i will have a combination of both commonly reffered to as the "spork"....
I love reciting lines from my favorite movies...(Tommy Boy, my cousin vinny, mrs doubtfire, and sooooo much more)
Watching Family Guy is a deffinite must on my "to do" list everyday
When im not thinking about my future eating utensils, being an idiot, or watching family guy, you will most likely find me in my room playing my guitar...it is by far the love of my life. People who dont play an instrument, or are not musicially inclined, miss out on the amazing feeling of fulfillness when picking up your weapon of choice and expressing yourself sometimes in ways only the player him/herself can understand...
The Donut Connection is the gateway to hell and insanity, therfore knownone should attempt to go....but that doesnt stop me or the half of the tri-county from going and most likely being laughed at by pedestrians or nearby motorists
I drive a Ford Explorer and sometimes feel like i run a taxi service....
I have big gauges that the elderly portion of my family frown upon....
If tattoos were free, or given out cheap by someone other than a man named richard who does it in a shady basement, i would be covered head to toe with them
If you dont see me with a hat on im probably chasing the bastard who took off running with it....
In conclusion, if you dont mind the ball busting, or laughter you just might wanna say hi
