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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reedspretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles there really is nothing like a shorn scrotumit's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

My Interests

Music, Movies, Reading, Writing, Computers (technology in general), Soccer, Tennis, Bodybuilding, Weight Lifting, Music

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon (I gotta die first I guess), Steve Jobs, Shakira, Donald Trump .

Music:

List is too long...

Movies:

Run Lola Run, Basic, The Longest Yard, Forrest Gump, Rain Man, The Mummy, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard.

Television:

South Park, Everybody Loves Raymond, Soccer, Family Guy, MTV, Blind Date, the A-Team

Books:

Dante's inferno, La ciudad y los perros, 100 years of loneliness, Ptbo's Yellow Pages, Christopher Columbus' diary.

Heroes:

Grandma, Grandpa and Dad...Napoleon, Caligula, Cerati, Paez, Lennon, Me. Andre Agassi, Maradona, Stoitchkov, Romario, Bebeto .

My Blog

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Posted by Juanca! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:36:00 PST

Quick note: Welcome to this world! :)

We waited for you, for a while, and finally, you arrived. With your curly hair, blue eyes, crying because you're happy, confused, hungry, scared. You don't really care about fancy clothes, nice sh...
Posted by Juanca! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

AOL can suck my balls :)

I am on dial-up, I confess&I've been using dial-up for the last week or so, due to circumstances beyond my control&but I'm moving up to DSL pretty soon. You know, when you call AOL to cance...
Posted by Juanca! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST

Seven Days a Week

Me likes this song..... width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Juanca! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

Holla holla holla!

So I'm back from Niagara Falls, the 2 weeks I was there went by really fast, had a great time.Apparently some people like me more than what I thought. Good thing?...I guess not bad.Denny's for breakfa...
Posted by Juanca! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

Santeria

I've had this song in my head for the last few days......
Posted by Juanca! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

Peace bitches!

So this past week was...different. Went by incredibly fast, which is unusual for when you're looking forward to something.I was first looking forward to go to London for Halloween with miss M., but th...
Posted by Juanca! on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

The missing link (Part 1)

I'm lucky enough to have ex's that I'm still friends with. They're all awesome. Cristina, my first one ever, awesome girl, kept some pictures I had completely forgotten about, for more than 10 years, ...
Posted by Juanca! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:03:00 PST

Bam!

I'm happy, 'cause I'm officially back to my ideal weight. By God it took me almost a year, but then again, I wasn't being good to myself for longer than that. God damned back injury that didn't help e...
Posted by Juanca! on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Genius

One of my idols, Fito Paez...Bello Abril - Fito Paez feat L.A. Spinetta.. width="425" height="350">..>Dar es Dar - Fito Paez (Unplugged).. width="425" height="350">..>...
Posted by Juanca! on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST