Singing Oasis duets with my sister. Live music. Drunken interpretive dance. Memorizing lyrics so I can make the writer feel appreciated. Rocking out on my clarinet. Going MST3K on shitty movies. Going to Wawa. Eating Boboli. Mocking idiocy. Writing fiction. Being an effective manager. Cleaning. Driving too fast on any given highway. Bowling. Anal probes. Talking and reading a shitload. Living. Oh, and being a goddamn genius...
I'd like to meet:
Cool peeps. Not the sugary kind. Bonus points for slurring incoherently, getting your teeth busted in a bar in Munich, and playing tambourine. I'll also accept anyone who can't drive or swim, plays guitar, and is simultaneously ambidextrous and dyslexic. Manchester City fans only, of course. Beer would be fun with Youkilis, Pedroia, and Lowell. If you remember when that Starbucks at 4th and South was a pizza place with killer stromboli, holla. Cat, kangaroo, rhino, and moose lovers are always welcome, and all those Haggard and Jackass may apply. I'm always up for a random trip to Long Island. Sloppy hair is fine, but no stupid hair. Please, PLEASE, be MUSICAL. Be ready to meet me behind Wawa; then we're off in search of meat. Oh yeah, and kindly fuck off if you're afraid to make it happen...
Music:
Oasis. Ward Five. Lamb of God. Scar Symmetry. John Petrucci. Chris Robinson. Yngwie. Symphony X. Chris Cornell. Sleeprunner. Brick Park. Camp Kill Yourself. Pretty Boy Death Camp. Killswitch Engage. Stone Temple Pilots. The Alphabetical Order. Jet. Kasabian. Ludacris. Eminem. Diecast. Shai Hulud. Converge. Bane. All of that Hellfest/Metalfest shit in general. The Black Crowes. The Beatles. Reel Big Fish. George Benson. Billy Ocean. 311. The Beastie Boys. Gnar Kill. HIM. Probably more Brit Pop than American Pop (except for NKOTB). John Williams. John Denver. One song by John Mayer. Brandon DiCamillo's spontaneous raps. Franz Liszt. Dream Theater. I've given up on commercial radio. ABSOLUTELY NO DAVE MATTHEWS.
Movies:
Grand Prix. Haggard. Jackass. Ocean's Eleven. Serious and/or comedic baseball movies. Bill and Ted. Whatever. You buy the tickets, I'll buy the popcorn...
Television:
Squidbillies. Ren and Stimpy. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. The Phillies and Red Sox. HGTV and Discovery Channel. The Dukes of Hazzard. Bad dating shows. Medical shows on TLC, because I actually understand the procedures. CSI (any venue). Oh, and any show during which they shoot a lot of stupid people...
Books:
Anything about moral strife, music, gangsters, castles/mills/pubs/sprawling English moors, drugs, and/or football hooliganism. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO HARRY POTTER...
Heroes:
Branwell Bronte. Luke and Bo Duke. Random Hero. Vince Papale. Rocky Balboa. William Tecumseh Sherman. THE RED SOX. And my Number One...