Schark Mafer

Cold chillin like a chicken mcnugget, stayin dipped in turkey sauce and sprinklin tarts with verbal gully samples of that old fashioned moist mouthpiece that tenders far and wide have been yearning to hear since the first mental sodimizing session. Other than that, I'm your everyday booze turkey who enjoys dominating, demoralizing, taking care of my skin-flavored meat saber, pirating and pillaging biscuits, as well as a bath and a good dome session. I one day dream to find that one special extra-moist foccacchia fachina follaphel muffin...but in the mean time...skullery queens and gizzum magicians will do. I try and stay true to those who are on an argonaut level such as my own and strive to be a juggernaut at whatever it is that I do. In the offseason, I work hard to steer clear of troutmouth whores, and venirial biscuits of all shape and size...so know your color. I hold life consulting seminars bi-annually and am proud to say that I have changed a number of mental midgets into caring, compassionate idiots, so the formula works people. If you need me, you can find me in the north 'pol, the ferngully, or the shire with my fiendish slew of turkeys: Frodo, Toober Moff, Possum, the Gnome King, Jaws, the Jew Jew Bean tag team, Le Fritz, and a whole SCHmorgesboard of highly reactionary, verbally gifted, turkey tycoons. Learn about it, you beezy! UinTAH NOW!!!