We were a band. It was fun. We wrote some songs and stuff. Point of the story is we're not a band anymore. So go listen to Junior Astronomers.
What we are doing now if anyone cares:
-Nate plays bass in a Botch cover band (www.myspace.com/monfrerenc).
-Matty B is in like 3 different pop punk bands, all of which sound like New Found Glory.
-Xan is a frat boy that enjoys marginally attractive women, Busch Light, and "heady jams".
-Corey is currently homeless, jobless, friendless, and living under a bridge.
-Baylor took a spiritual journey to the Arizona desert, where he ingested a shit ton of mescaline, met God, and moved to Nepal. He has not been heard from since.
-Mike is still talkin' shit, still rollin' in the Volvo, and still slangin' organics. Oh yeah, and his girlfriend is pretty hot too.
-Esteban is currently serving a life term in a Peruvian prison for (among other things), murder, extortion, kidnapping, conspiracy to commit murder, possession of approximately 5 kilos of cocaine, 8 counts of drug trafficking, disorderly conduct, soliciting prostitution, and indecent exposure. Antarctica is currently trying to extradite him so that he can serve out his time in a penguin prison. Fucking idiot.
