I'm your health
I'm your dream
I'm nothing inbetween
You know you wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm a friendly chap, you'd probably think I'm quite quiet, but if I've had a few drinks, you'd best escape before I chat you to death :D I believe in honesty and loyalty, and helping out friends in need, but also in purchasing the finest cheese your funds will allow.
I'm a sentimental chap and at risk of being called names...(SHACKY..), I cried at the following : The Green Mile, 10 Things I hate About You, that tv drama with James nesbitt in where his son was killed and noone would testify. Other than that I am Mr Manly man (GRRRR!!!) and I rock stafford gym at least thrice a week! I'm also fascinated by song lyrics for some reason and regularly quote them.
I've just finished at Staffs Uni, doing Software Engineering. Looking for a job now where I can use my degree!(Games programmer would be nice). Worked at Kraft in ban-bor-i last year as a Technical Services bloke. I support West Ham, read the daily mirror, and occasionly eat tuna from the tin. I also enjoy driving my diesel powered french-mobile, moaning about stuff and programming the best games you'll ever play :) I also enjoy emptying itbox's on a regular basis.
I intend to bring back the use of the word Jolef, it's awesome! (also quilt child, and perhaps whoppa snoppa).
Also Meerkats are THE best animal ever. (Penguins are quite cool too.)
I still mourn the sad loss of the Bon and Boss dictionary, and shoutouts go to Chin Up Love, Steamy Goggs, Jerky Worker, Po, Peter pan, Wide Load, PP and Pelvis walking man/clock man.
I think it's high time everyone just admits that Nicola (the ginger one) is the fit one in Girls Aloud, why is everyone in denial? Although she has got a bit thin lately, but still!
Oh and this may be sad, but I have a favourite piece of motorway - it's on the M62 Eastbound, just after junction 20 (Milnrow/Shaw), the fast lane splits into two, it's great!
Go and buy Repton Spectacular (PC game), it includes some of my work, and I will receive royalties!! :) - OUT NOW
Here are some things you should probably know:-
I HATE mould
I really want to travel to Japan, Mexico, USA, Australia and Egypt.
I'd love to try skiing, snowboarding, bungee jumping, skydiving, but have got round to doing any yet!
One day I will drive an Alfa Romeo 147 I have now achieved this :D
I've only ever broken one bone, and hopefully won't break any more!
I'm allergic to cream (and don't like it!)
I'm going to Leeds Fest this year and can't wait to eat huge steaks off a barbecue.
I have one sister, no brothers and two nephews.
I got 2 eggs for Easter this year, but still have chocolate left over from Christmas.
One thing that really gets on my nerves is people who go to the basket only tills in supermarkets with a trolley! Tell me, are you just fucking stupid? Or are you so special the rules obviously don't apply to you??
I need a job!
Sean Bean needs to be ended.
My achievements in life so far include being beaten by some kid half my age on Brainteaser on live TV, working my way through the entire Wetherspoons curry menu with Paul, and a First in Software Engineering. Oh and I once accidently cut a fly in half with a pair of scissors in mid-air. Now thats a skill.
The next person to say "What is is with you and nurses?" receives a severe lashing with a fish of my choice.
