gone fishin' |
A few weeks ago, I took my annual vacation from technology, civilization and nosy people in the best way I know how: by spending a week in the great outdoors drinking beer and killing small animals.
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Posted by on Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:30:00 GMT |
Elizabethan metaphysical seduction |
"The Flea"by John Donne, 1572-1631MARK but this flea, and mark in this,How little that which thou deniest me is;It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee,And in this flea our two bloods mingled be.Thou k...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:44:00 GMT |
darkness poem |
A Different Kind of DarknessBy Jake M. Manhattan burstsWith mad delight;A thrilling, swimming seaOf flashing lights and noise.The glowing pink security blanketThat we call nightShrouds infinity,Isolat...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:31:00 GMT |
new story about nuclear war |
The Fifty-Year StalemateBy J.M."Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind." -- John F. Kennedy, 1961Outside the launch control center, the bitter wind howled in the darkness. T...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 17:41:00 GMT |
the walrus and the carpenter |
The Walrus and The Carpenterby Lewis Carroll(from Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There, 1872)The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe b...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 06:46:00 GMT |
fill up your tank day |
Attention drivers: Please share this important message with all your friends:With gasoline prices barely half what they were last summer, I think it's time the American people showed their support for...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 07:00:00 GMT |
yay! spring is here |
Find Your VoiceBy Jake M.Dawn breaks the fragile morning airAs geese glide through the mirrored lake.I know the twilight once lived thereBut spring brings hope as we awake.My world, my life is waking ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:55:00 GMT |
roommate needed, no supermodels please |
I've been looking for a cool roommate to share my awesome new penthouse apartment, but I haven't had too many bites yet. At least not from real people.A few runway models have inquired about the place...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Feb 2009 08:00:00 GMT |
Jakes top ten for 2008 |
Aught-eight was another adventuresome year of travel, art, beautiful things and lots of scotch. The year shall end how it began: in New York City, the home of big apples and tall buildings. Here is an...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 00:00:00 GMT |
Detroits disaster |
The good ol' days of big cars, big engines and big egos are over. The meek shall inherit the earth.For the last decade, Americans have been asking for smaller cars with smaller engines that get better...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:00:00 GMT |
