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About Me

DMAN was born in 1983 and has now, even his incredible willpower having a limit, turned 22.He was born on the Adriatic Sea on his parents sail boat, The Halberg-Rassey.He owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1997 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO.DMAN has never been a karate master, a journalist or a wild game hunter, and in general has never had any of these exciting adventures. Although, he once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. (He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.)He lives in a red brick house with a slightly hyperactive dog named Rukus and three guitars. Don't let yourself be taken in by the cute photographs. Not much else is known about DMAN

My Interests



Music:

ANYTHING LOUD

Books:

Reading is for pussies