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Craigy

About Me

Hello. I'm Craig. I have a head, 2 arms, 2 legs, what you may expect. I'm considering telling you about how 'I'm blunt and to the point' or how 'I don't trust easily because I've been hurt too many times'. Of course, if such a case arose I'd obviously just be chatting shit (already the case). I like short shorts and trees and cats. complete wanker.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone.

My Blog

Ted Danson Part 2: The Legal Battle

Ted Danson's attorney phoned me this morning demanding I delete my blog about him being a pretentious prick (26/01/07) so I told him to go fuck Ted Danson right in the ass, you can't stop the free lin...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:49:00 GMT

Worthless

atermthatcanbeappliedtoonesselfcompletelyfuckedupbeinginbetw eenplaceswithnorealsourceofcomfortanenemytoyourselfunabletod educethoughtfromfuckedalackofanysubstancefailure.    Hazard.  yea...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:48:00 GMT

Is slipping someone the salami as scientific as it should be?

Well, I found proof that it isn't so heres the real way it works.  (big massive hooters)-cake2(tree's over ripples) = honk.  All you have to do is make sure that it's not in an awkward ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:50:00 GMT

If there's one thing you don't want to do:-

So, everyone wants to know exactly what they do not want to do?   Recently I discovered the answer while sat in the bedroom of Ashleak White.  We were enjoying leisure of a platoni...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:23:00 GMT

Industrialisation and its effects on lying, raging and simultaneous innocence

It just seems to rrrrrrreeeeeeeellll out off the tip of the tongue, a psychoactive substance, promoting feeling and triggering those thoughts you'd like to keep still.  One could always determine...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:43:00 GMT

Delaware and why does it exist.

Delaware spring to mind for anyone?  Thought not. It's a state with a population of around 840,000 people yet quite remarkably has no national parks, national seashores, national historic sites, ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 03:53:00 GMT

Ted Danson - Is he the pretentious prick we all thought he was?

Well the answer to that is yes. You may know Ted Danson as the prick from Cheers, possibly for his notable lead role in 'Getting Even with Dad' starring with Macauley Culkin which was an awesomely shi...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:06:00 GMT

What the hell is this?

I have no idea what i'm doing here, someone chop my internet connection (don't though if you can, my dad will kick my ass)
Posted by on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:00:00 GMT