Wherever I May Limp |
Road weary, limping, covered in cuts,assailed by women, injured by children and blinded my a peanut M&M, will this road trip never end?No, apparently not.For the past two weeks Ive been tearing aroun...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:54:00 GMT |
Furtively typing in an internet cafe, constantly looking over my shoulder... |
I know they're on to me.I'm constantly checking over my shoulder to make sure they don't see me furtively checking out pictures of cheerleaders. Unfortunately, I lack the privacy required and since be...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
Here comes that Wrestleclash a comin' |
It's just around the corner baby, WRESTLECLASH!On Saturday, November 29th, Wrestlers from all over the country aregoing to descend upon the Darebin Community Sports Stadium for thiscataclysmic event o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:20:00 GMT |
Bastard Brothers Three Day Weekend of Awesomeness- THIS WEEKEND! |
Doings are afoot at Bastard HQ this weekend!
Friday night, tonight actually, the Dragonfly Restaurant reopens its
doors and begs the stars of Australian Wrestling to shine upon its
glittery stage i...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:32:00 GMT |
Return of The Fly |
Tomorrow night, for the first time in too damn long a time, the Mad Bastard returns to the Madison Square Garden, ECW Arena and Korakuen hall of Australia Wrestling. I am of course, referring to th...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:37:00 GMT |
HOLY CRAP- AUSTRALIAN TAG-TEAM SUPERCHAMPS |
And as the referee’s puny girl-hand slapped the canvas for a third time at the conclusion of the epic tag title match taking place at the much-hyped PWA Reunion show in Melbourne la...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 06:10:00 GMT |
Obligatory rant |
The evening grows long and squiggly and if I don't return to my post hiding behind a phone booth on Nicholson Street ambushing teenagers I'll never get that new ipod I so covet so I must ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:08:00 GMT |
A virulent spray... |
Painting the town red with my own blood, the Mad Bastard has had a hell of a month. Kicking off, Logan and I held true to our pledge to de-crappen MPW by destroying every crap wrestler they put in f...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:58:00 GMT |
Update from the front line, scrawled by leaning a laptop on the body of a dead bum. |
And so I lurch forward like some bearded, spandex-clad locomotive driven bya mad engineer hell-bent on destroying the fabric of time.For those obsessively following the career of the Mad Bastard (and ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:40:00 GMT |
Ranting |
Despite being the greatest wrestler ever to soil the face of the planet, I find myself desperately trying to validate my existence by filling my MySpace with friends I don't don't even know. Seriously...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:35:00 GMT |
