About Me
CUNTY SCHMOO FACE!
Keep your friends close... But your Trista closer.
MY name is TRISTA AWESOMENESS. I'm pretty much the coolest person I know. If you don't know me then your missing out. And if you don't like me then you are a fool.
I come from my mum's cunt.
I have nipples of mass destruction.
I'm absolutely certain I'm in complete love. And it's the best thing in the world. ::Knicky
You don't have to be vegetarian to enjoy this hearty meal.
I like stuff. Booze, cigars, chocolate, ice cream, my dog, my snake, my axolotls, my lizards my cat, spiders, moths, piercings, tattoos, music, food, wrestling and the smell of new undies.
No artifical colours or flavours.
I hate stuff. Poop, people, cockroaches, racism, black people, asians, whiteys, paki's, whores, EMO'S, rap music, losers, smelly dead stuff, babies, pregnant people and the colour pink.
Because you'll always try to grate that last tiny bit of cheese.
