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About Me

Anglo-Deutschen,attentive,polite may answer why my hetro-sexual being attracts the gay fraternity.Rather that than masquerade as a new lad from Loaded/Nuts.Maybe I'm a bit of a peacock, but I do srtuggle with clothes.Isn't fashion just is a fascist dictate?I won't be told what to wear.Don't mind looking the pratt as long as I don't look like every other pratt.At least "worn-agains" work, tried and tested. Of course I cater for virgin cloth too,but designer wear gives me a rash.I do have an excess for Bruno Banani underwear though. I can converse with anyone about anything.I often challenge myself.Try me! But I know when to keep shush!I like being read too, the ultimate intimacy.I love voices and immerse myself in them.I am tactile and give my all to love.I am a romantic and previous hurt won't ever diminish my tenderness, but I'm no pushover. I've taken up football recently. I am the oldest player on the pitch with the least experince!I'm always shouted at but I'm picking it up. It's an experiment to vent a killer spleen & keeps me fit as I loathe gym houses.I'm no great footballer,far better at my favourite sport, bed-wrestling.I always come 2nd at that too! ;) I do play with a passion and it's this I take from the bed sheets to the green grass so maybe that's why the manager picks me, lthough I've never slept with him! God knows what I'd do if I scored,I'd probably take my shorts off!I see the head is the largest sexual organ and the mind its G-spot.Falling in love is a process, the mind feeds the heart. I'm forever told how young I look. A problem at 16 but an assett now. But one I don't abuse. You may have gathered I am my own number 1 fan. I'm blessed with 2 girls. The eldest has started uni & the younger is at secondary school. I value WANT over NEED and am flattered in people WANTING to know me. But you NEEDN'T if you u don't WANT too. Well, there you have it; I am my own role because for people to believe in you, you have to believe in yourself.
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: blue for you
Hair Color:: james blonde
Height:: 5'10" without my shoesiss
Favorite Color:: brown, look around
Screen Name:: robert
Favorite Band:: Go-Kart Mozart
Favorite Movie:: Brazil
Favorite Show:: Persauders
Your Car:: x5
Your Hometown:: rochford
Your Present Town:: daws heath
Your Crushes First Name:: jennifer bush
Your Grade:: 6
Your Style:: i am my own role model
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: sure, that's what a widows walk is for
Kissed someone in the rain?: i 'poured' my heart out
Danced in a public place?: my vaudavillian court appearance
Smiled for no reason?: : /
Laughed so hard you cried?: of course
Peed your pants after age 8?: every time
Written a song?: melody (free) nelson
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes
Performed on a stage?: karoke dokey
Talked to someone you don't know?: this is my life!
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: absolutely
Made out in a theatre?: eh, no
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: once
Been in love?: yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Molly Maid
Tell you, I love you?: Hayley & Libby just now...in fabulous unison
Kiss you?: Kim
Hug you?: Libbie
Tell you BYE?: Molly Maid
Write you a note?: someone i don't know
Take your photo?: Hayley
Call your cell phone?: Jim
Buy you something?: Simon
Go with you to the movies?: can't remember
Sing to you?: Momus
Write a poem about you?: a nice birthday card from Dee
Text message you?: The lovely Kim
Touch you?: someone who didn't know it
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: my watch got stole, but i'm worth the wait, the weight in gold
Time you cried?: skip
Movie you watched?: The Island
Joke you told?: Q: Do you smoke after sex? A: I've never looked
Song you've sang?: Sinister Themes
Time you've looked at the clock?: so what?
Drink you've had?: rocks cordial
Number you've dialed?: 0800 something
Book you've read?: Alan Clark Diaries
Food you've eaten?: bagel, cream cheese and chive
Flavor of gum chewed?: spearment
Shoes you've worn?: Schu worn again........and again........and again.......
Store you've been in?: Touch To Wild
Thing you've said?: 8 o'clock? no no! 9.30
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: badly
Whistle?: not with both hands
Blow a bubble?: yes, everytime
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: well, if i stand sideways i look like a zip, so what do you think?
Dance?: yeah, really well
Gleek?: yeah of course, whatever that is
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: i have done
Speak a different language?: jah, nacht so gut und mit ich bissen schnapps
Impersonate someone?: i have many alter egos
Prank call people?: yes
Make a card pyramid?: only with my "Join The Men" pack
Cook anything?: one can't cook anything, can one?
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: a captain in the US Air Force, I would crash my plane into the ground, just to prove it could be crashed....from Unbalanced byArtery
I wish ...: for stability and happiness
So many people don't know that ...: I have varicies veins on one testicle
I am ...: therefore
My heart is ...: ...........I am pleased to say
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My Interests

carrom, backgammon, anti-fashion, coffee houses, exhibitions, hand luggage, having fun with my children, love all food, hate menus, medical furniture, scribing poetry, cycling through the woods with my fizzing lurcher

I'd like to meet:

Pete Townshend, Jennifer Rush or a pre-dental Esther Ranson, Leonard Cohen (for his address book), Walter Carlos (go on, have a swipe at me for $66 million), Dieter Meier, Kim Fowley, Andrea Kanchelskis, that most over-rated one trick pony of all time which is Morrissey (just so I could tell him what part of the washing machine that HE is), Michael Foot, Lawrence, Alan McGee to ask him whatever did you of all people see in them, Kevin Wright, Kahimi Karie (I know I have, but i want to see her again, okay!), Tony Wilson (unfortunately I'm the flip side to his coin), in my fiercest wildest abandonment Miss Grace Jones , George Bush as to exact retribution on behalf of all those pre-carnated souls, Bob Geldof to shake his hand, not before asking him why he celebrated a schoolgirl killer with a promotional video.

Music:

Okay, this is exhaustive and why should you be interested, but if you are, here are my favourite albums, painfully limiting each act to one body of work. Good for Simon Warner but a bit tough on Momus.Tommy - The Who. Tearing Up The Album Charts - Go-Kart Mozart. Feed Me Wierd Things - Squarepusher. The Only Fun In Town - Josef K. Funeral - Arcade Fire. Folktronic - Momus. Wild & Lonely - Associates. Waiting Rooms -Simon Warner. Cloudy Cloud Calculator - Takao Minikawa. Stella - Yello. Vincent - M Ward. 10,000 Mhz Legend - Air. Closer To Heaven Soundtrack - Pet Shop Boys. A River Ain't Too Much To Love - Smog. Shabini - Bhundu Boys. Want One - Rufus Wainright. Mission Impossible - Combustible Edison. Pure Mania - Vibrators. Machine Gun Etiquette - Damned. Cuckooland - Robert Wyatt. Rhythm Of Life - Paul Haig. Fegmania - Robin Hytchcock. Cigarbox Palnetarium. The Smiths. Soft Commands - Ken Stringfellow. Republic - New Order. Why Be Blue - Suicide. Hawaii - High Llamas. More Songs About Buildings & Food - Talking Heads. Hello Is Anyone Out There - Mr Wright. Denim On Ice - Denim. With A Twist - Todd Rundgren. Having A Party With - Jonathan Richman. Casanova - The Divine Comedy. Neu York - Anthony. Discovery - Daft Punk. A Year Of Meteors - Laura Veiers. The Secret Migration - Mercury Rev. The Wonder Of It All - Louis Philippe. Una Faccia In Prestito - Paolo Conte. Sextet - A Certain Ratio. Let The Madness In - Kim Fowley. Chill Out - KLF. Obey The Time - Durutti Column. Unknown Pleasures - Joy Division. Trans Europe Express - Kraftwerk. Portrait:Robot - Bertrand Burgalat. Melody Nelson - Serge Gainsbourg. Movies - Holger Czukay. Death Of A Ladies Man - Leonard Cohen. Rain Dogs - Tom Waits. Painted From Memory - Costello & Bacharach. Here Comes Everybody - The Wake. Scott 4 - Scott Walker. Fear Yourself - Daniel Johnston. Space Oddity - David Bowie. Mi C'yan Believe It - Michael Smith. Total Pop - Stereo Total. The Life Persuit - Belle & Sebastian. One Afternoon In A Hot Air Balloon - Artery. Fantasma - Cornelius. Forever Breathes The Lonely Word - Felt. Year Zero - 18 Wheeler. Look At The Fool - Tim Buckley. Forever Changes - Love. Long Term Side Effect - Vic Godard & Subway Sect. Love Zombies - Monochrome Set. Autogeddon - Julian Cope.

Movies:

Brazil, WithNail & I, The Devil & Daniel Johnston, The Low Down, Waterfront, Delicatesent, Down By Law, Solaris (Tarkovsky), To Kill A Mocking Bird, Brazil

Television:

Mighty Boosh, Ray Mears, Columbo, Galapagos, Extras, Fall & Rise Of Reginald Perin, Have I Got News For You, Newsnight, Kath n Kim, Marion And Geoff, Coronation Street and I don't mind saying so.

Books:

The Forgotton Soldier, Lusts Of A Moron, A Fistful Of Gitanes, Stalingrad, Mutiny On The Globe, Pet Shop Boys Verses America, Skeletons Of Zahara, What A Carve Up!, The Fatal Shore, Birdsong.

Heroes:

Lord King for his political humour, Lawrence for his steadfastness, Andrea Kanchelskis for his pride, Momus for having an imagination the size of the universe, Vic Godard for his oneness, Tony Benn for his honour, Lionel Bart for his resolve over ability, Serge Gainsbourg for his sex appeal, the late dub poet Michale Smith for his expression of freedom which sadly lead to his death.

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