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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Van Burns
Birthday: May of 1978
Birthplace: EL Paso Tejas
Current Location: PIT of selfworth HELL
Eye Color: Hazel tendencey toward Grey Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5 10 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIghty
Your Heritage: Honkey CRACKER MASSSA SLAVE WHO KNOWS Im American WE screw anything
The Shoes You Wore Today: same for the last year (Im broke BEOTCH)
Your Weakness: FUN
Your Fears: LIVING WITH MOTHER and owning many cats with names like Miss's Bigilton The Third
Your Perfect Pizza: a Steak Med rare
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Inlightenment
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: BBL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Got to dress the Future
Your Best Physical Feature: Chest and sholders
Your Bedtime: 8pm
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss many memories I think
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
MacDonalds or Burger King: ACK BIGMAC all the way char isint a flavor
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vinilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: when ever I can
Do you Swear: FUCKING-A RIght
Do you Sing: I think so
Do you Shower Daily: ummm..........Yes.?...No
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: want the kids to
Do you want to get Married: to what er to whom I must first ponder
Do you belive in yourself: yes I can see me
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: Ha!
Do you get along with your Parents: try try try
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute er no the violin (pastence)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes thank God
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ummmm you asking cuz you need bitch or what ;) if thats the case no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sort of GODSMACK with the babys mamma
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ummmm no?
Ever been Drunk: Once they said I was drunk but no
Ever been called a Tease: no total hussy
Ever been Beaten up: YEs
Ever Shoplifted: Yup once when I was 5
How do you want to Die: snoo snoo
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: the color of Insperation
Favourite Hair Color: as long as it shines and isint shining thru scalp I dont care
Short or Long Hair: long but short could be acceptable
Height: tall
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: hippy/shabby chie
Number of Drugs I have taken: today?
Number of CDs I own: 4
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: .5
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.

Outgoing


75%

Fun


56%

mean


50%

Immature



You scored as Stoner
. Hahah! You stupid druggie!

"Ghetto"


53%

Emo Kid


53%

Stoner


53%

Hot


40%

Punk


33%

Goth


27%

Prep


27%

Loner

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Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Joey Big-Lips
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What wise quote fits you? [pics]

Your wise quote is: "Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth"(-Tony Follari)
As a person, you think life is just plain painful, horrible and everything else you don't like. Happy people confuse you. Alot. I mean, why are they so happy anyway? You are depressed and perhaps utterly alone and live life rather montone. You feel there is no reason to really be here and feel helpless.
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Your Personality Is Like Cocaine
You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.
Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.
Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are 72% Cynical
You're a full blown cynic... and probably even skeptical of these results.
You have your optimistic moments, but most likely you keep
Your Power Level is: 60%
There's a good chance you feel pretty powerful, and with good reason, you're already fairly successful.
Keep developing your goals and skills, and you'll be surprised by what you can really achieve. How Powerful Are You? them to yourself. How Cynical Are You?

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