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Tim

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About Me

You *are* a good kisser, but you probably don't believe it.
Maybe you are a little inexperienced or a little shy, but you truly know what you're doing.
So relax and take a few risks the next time you kiss someone.
You'll probably drive them wild! Are You a Good Kisser?
You Are Scary
You even scare scary people sometimes! How Scary Are You?
You Are 72% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
You Are 20% Extrovert, 80% Introvert
You are quite reserved
You aren't afraid of social situations...
But you very much prefer to go it alone
And why not? You're your own best friend! Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Are An Invisible Ex
You're so over your ex, you hardly even remember you have an ex
You prefer leave all of the baggage behind you - far, far behind
As they say, indifference is the opposite of love! What Type of Ex Are You?
.. You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.
Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

Maximus


79%

Batman, the Dark Knight


79%

The Amazing Spider-Man


75%

Neo, the "One"


75%

Indiana Jones


67%

Lara Croft


54%

James Bond, Agent 007


50%

The Terminator


50%

El Zorro


42%

William Wallace


21%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Jackass Crew, The CKY Crew

Music:

Lily Allen, Avril Lavigne, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, CKY, The Crystal Method, Gnaarkill, Eminem, Delta Goodrem, Evanescence, Evermore, Frenzel Rhomb, Hilary Duff, Kelly Clarkson, Korn, Lindsay Lohan, The Living End, Lustra, Michelle Branch, Placebo, Pink, Rihanna, Simple Plan, Three Doors Down, Sum 41, The Veronicas

Movies:

Jackass, Jackass 2, CKY, CKY2K, CKY Trilogy, CKY Volume 4, Jackass Volume One, Jackass Volume Two, Jackass Volume Three, Wolf Creek, Hostel, The Devil's Rejects, Star Wars, Serenity, She's The Man, Waiting..., The Break Up, Van Wilder, Just Friends, Stealth, SWAT, Date Movie, Scary Movie 1-4, Deep Impact, Armageddon, The Day After Tomorrow, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal ... more to come

My Blog

Performance Management

Last week I got a happy letter from management telling me that I was booked in for a meeting with Human Resources to discuss 'performance management issues'.  At no point in this pathetic excuse ...
Posted by Tim on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST

Work

I decided against my better judgement to actually go to work today.  Turns out its actually bearable when you get to bugger off at midday.  I got a ton of work done which means this weekend ...
Posted by Tim on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST