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The Emma Dilemma Show

About Me

The Tasmanian queen of psycho sexo electro. She likes a sequinned debaucherous playground. She likes to play cowgirls & robbers. Her disco ball philosophy was born into punk & diverted into the glamourtrashdancemachine. In her short manifestation she has spedangled crowds from Tasmania to Tamworth and been mistaken for a drag queen 8 times. 80s electronica, Burlesque perversions and 70s punk fuel the hysterically sexy frenzy of the Emma Dilemma Show. You will want to touch your other hole. MyGen Profile Generator

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Member Since: 14/10/2006
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Influences: The Emma Dilemma Show is the love child of Pucko and me. We started when I was a pregnant teenager in his punk rock band in the industrial city of Newcastle. Subbie not Dead.The Emma Dilemma Show is now glamour burlesque with an electro gaff-tape twist. I'm kind of in love with Gary Numan.I'm off to Berlin, kids! With brand new remixes by the delectable Andy B, I'm hoping to turn into a giant sausage with sauerkraut for hair and beer bottles for legs. And make big big electro party.Thankyou to Bulgefrock and Dr Lisa who make me feel normal.***************************************************** ***********************If you love me, I love you. If you hate me, I love you more. ..

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Sounds Like: Mary Poppins On Acid. Punk on Benadryl. Subbies in buses.
Record Label: Pucko's Disco

My Blog

menagerie

An Albatross Gave me some fairy floss I told the cow and horse That I was serious I want to be an animal A creature so untameable A really human animal A beast that's uncontainable Animal A...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:16:00 GMT

Panel Vans

Hello my friend come get all twisted with meI am the king of the roadI am a prince of the seaI am the God of the RockI am the lay of the landCome and lay with me on Tasmanian sandRandom pandemoni...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:20:00 GMT

Truly Madly In Love With My Best Friend’s Menagerie

An Albatross Gave me some fairy floss I told the cow and horse That I was serious I want to be an animal A creature so untameable A really human animal A beast that's uncontainable Animal Animal The...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:16:00 GMT

Time for a Mindless Quiz

1.YOUR REAL NAME:Emma Consuelo McIntosh 2. YOUR GANgsTA NAME: (First 4 letters of real name)EMMa (hmmm)3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (Fav color and fav animal)Orange King Brown 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (You...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:46:00 GMT

vitriolic love song 7 (random goth king)

I met the ultimate goth man last night he is a taxidermist and I wrote a song about him then rang him up and sang it to him and he was totally unimpressed.  How goth.Transparent I am see throughI...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:47:00 GMT

vitriolic love song 6 (andy)

Please let me hate you Please don't let me re-fellate youPlease don't let me fly across the seaSo you and she can laugh at meLaugh at me laugh at me laugh at me laugh at me laugh at me laugh at me lov...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:42:00 GMT

vitriolic love song 5

Woke up in the morning in a supersonic sweatTo find a hot rod rock god in my bedYour big handsMy big mouthRock'n'roll trippin in the deep deep southSomething bout your packageManufactured meatTaste a ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:35:00 GMT

Vitriolic Love Song 3

I hope you choke on your own vomit for what you did to meThat you wake up in the morning in a pool of your own weeHope when you wipe your dirty bum your finger goes straight throughThen when you pick ...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 20:13:00 GMT

YOU BAAAAAAASTARD

Sucked me in Spat me out Split me in two I was doing JUST FINE until I fell in love with you You're soulless Controlless Spinner of Lies The bottom of the barrel makes a rotten apple pie The...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:44:00 GMT

Your July Horrorscopes

TaurusYou're wearing your heart on your sleeve (right where you tattooed it, next to the naked sailor girl).  Your best bet at finding inner peace is on a tropical island holiday in the Swiss Alps wit...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:13:00 GMT