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Balldew

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

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Hi myspace people! I'm Balldew. I was bummed out about not having any friends so my Mommy told me to get a page on myspace. I'm here to make lots of friends, so don't be shy- add me as a friend right now! I might be a little... different, but I like to have fun, so send me your comments and call my voice catcher thing. It's a free call and I'd love to hear your voice! Oh yeah, I'll try to write in the blog from time to time so be sure to check that out.

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I sat on Santa's lap and made a video of it.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Weird Al Yankovic
Pee Wee Herman
Barney

My Blog

Random thoughts

Hi, I haven't been on Myspace for a while. I've missed my friends so I thought I would write something in my blog. I've been pretty busy this summer playing outside and stuff. Mommy got me one of thos...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:44:00 GMT

Nose picking

Hi, I want to tell you what happened to me the other day while I was picking my nose. I was sitting on the couch with Mommy watching TV. We were watching Lazy town. I like the puppet with french fries...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Lightbulbs, Dogs and Cats, Superman and Vampires.

Hi people! My head hurts from staring at a light bulb.I heard if you stare at a light bulb long enough you will be able to see in the dark. Kind of like a cat. Or Superman.Can Superman see in the...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:29:00 GMT

My birthday!

Hi! I want to tell you all about my birthday. Uncle Lester came over and Mommy made pizza for me. She put the candles in the pizza instead of having a cake. I thought it was a pretty cool idea, except...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:15:00 GMT

Spatulas are good for you?

Hello friends, I was in town today and I saw two little kids being bad. Their Mommy was there, looking right at them and she didn't do anything about it. My first thought was, wow- must be nice to be ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Back from the Mall

I just got back from the mall. I hate going to the mall. I used to love going there but now Mommy makes me sit in the middle of the mall on one of those benches while she shops. She says I can't be tr...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 13:16:00 GMT

Long private hair

While going to the bathroom today, I was running my fingers through my private hair like I always do when I noticed that one of the hairs was much longer than the rest. I almost pulled it out but real...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 15:24:00 GMT

Time management

I hate going to sleep at night. I fight it off as long as possible because I would rather stay awake and play. It drives Mommy crazy when I won't go to sleep on time so I've been busy trying to come u...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Went to Taco Bell today!

Mommy took me to Taco Bell tonight-Yummy!!!Not quite as good as pepperoni pizza but it's pretty close. I was a little disappointed that there really wasn't a bell in there. I wanted to ring the bell. ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 20:52:00 GMT

New Year's resolutions

1) Sleep in my own bed. 2) Stop eating my boogers. 3) Stop trying to look at Mommy's boobies in the shower. 4) Learn how to eat vegetables without puking. 5) Stop sticking my pee pee worm through my n...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:31:00 GMT