Cest La Vie |
I think one of the most difficult things is to figure out what's destroying you. It's when you know that in life, it's rarely what others are doing to you that's killing you, but ultimately what you'...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 12:49:00 PST |
Glasswall slaughter house |
Glasswall slaughterhouseAt dinner tonight, there was a guy with a glass eye eating noodles across from me. It was really weird. It was like having a crocodile watch you eat. At one point, he turned h...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 02:15:00 PST |
The dissipation of mind |
It was one of those days where I felt like I could snap at any minute. I didn't have time for lunch and for some reason, people were hanging outside my office all day long yapping about cheese and ch...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:53:00 PST |
Everything changes but nothing |
I just learned from Bear Grylls that if a brown bear enters your camp, you should try to clear it as quickly as possible because they're so territorial. However, if it's a black bear, you should stay...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST |
Persona non grata |
I loosened my tie as we backed out onto the roads. Her head leaned back against the head rest. It was a long night and frankly, we were sick of the silverware, the weekend hiking tales and dying drea...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST |
Believe my lies |
Someone asked me if I wanted to go see John Mayer in concert today. I said sure, let me manually REMOVE MY PENIS FIRST then we'll go. As much as I would like to drown in a sea of estrogen, I think I'd...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Destiny comes on broken wings |
At this point in life, you look at your career, your friends, where you live, who you love, who you think you love and what you live for and you realize all those things will change with time. I'm tor...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:35:00 PST |
Moving forward with regression |
I inquired about the costs of going back to school for cooking this weekend. Twenty five thousands dollars a year. I bought two aprons at Walmart for 8 bucks and called it a life. I did something I s...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:17:00 PST |
The waning deconstruction of a bitter pill |
"Never attach yourself to anything you can't walk away from in thirty seconds flat" - Robert Dinero, HeatI took a nap after I got home today from work. I dreamt I became this dark and jaded asshole. ...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:30:00 PST |
Show me the nipple on your soul |
There are certain things I'm sure of, like black people are born with muscles, Rachel Ray is the most annoying and disingenuous wench on the face of the earth and the five seconds after orgasm are th...
Posted by One Minute Wonder on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:11:00 PST |
