REVENGE OF THE OOMPA LOOMPAS is a protest song..it's the theme to the revolution that's attempting to shed light on the struggle of the near quarter million oompa loompas taken forcefully from their homeland and made to work as slave labor for the ruthless, brutal, tyrant of a dictator, willy wonka.. the united nations is doing nothing, as usual, and it's been our cause to put political pressure on wonka and get the word out.. we hoped to finally get the UN to impose the long overdue sanctions against this iron-fisted despot and free these political prisoners, but to no avail..diplomacy has failed, comrades, it's time to take up delicious edible arms and free our wee orange brothers in a glorious hail of everlasting gobstoppers!wake up and smell the scratch and sniff snozberry wallpaper people! your chocolates are made by sweat shop labor in a colorful and tasty concentration camp!according to a senior oompa official who spoke on the condition of anonymity, wonka's methods include drugging the unfortunate loompas with an hallucinogenic chocolate compound so powerfully addictive in nature, the oompa loompas are powerless to resist his demands to wear those stupid clothes.. this "crackolate" -as it's called on 'the inside'- is so potent that without a bi-hourly fix, the oompa slaves are overcome with projectile hot cocoa diarrhea, and the uncontrolable urge to perform embarrasing polka song and dance routines..the first half of the song represents the ruthless day and night mechanical drudgery of life in the high tech industrial slave complex that is the chocolate factory ..(obviously).. and the second half of this protest song is an age old loompa battle hymn, the heart of this justifiable rebellion for the sake of freedom..VIVA LA REVOLUCION!-the Oompa Loompa Liberation Army

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