THREE WOMEN GO CAMPING |
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
RUBBING HER THERIGHT WAY |
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw ... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
SUNDAY SCHOOL |
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When M... Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:04:00 GMT |
DRUG BUT IN CRESTVIEW 6-20-07 |
HERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE HOUSE THEY BUSTED ON E CHESTNUT
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:41:00 GMT |
son of pain |
In a world of darknessalone in his own painwalking the streets of lonelinesswith feelings he can't explain.Misery is Thaine own motherlong as I must livetorch-er is thy hard fatherno more love to give... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:59:00 GMT |
canival of nightmares |
Now that your dead again... and have nothing to feelStart the game again.... spin the wheelRound an round we shall goOn this frightful horror showEnter the freak show at its worstBring your soul to ho... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:58:00 GMT |
dreaming of pain |
Dreaming of my lifehow far away it seemslaying in that bedpulling out that knifecuttingslashingdigginghow i dream of this sufferingonly for a momentdid i feel the painbut thenremembered all the shamer... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:57:00 GMT |
first love |
Love is not a definition of what my heart contains,This is something more, something deeper.Too vast and overwhelming to be compressed into one wordShe's my one, my love, my everything.The first thoug... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:55:00 GMT |
fairytale love |
I gave up my entire world for you,While you promised to do the same,It was fairytale love, we tried to pursue,Now your saying someone else's name.I guess I should have read the signs,On my way through... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:54:00 GMT |
comebacks and insults |
How about never? Is never good for you?
You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I don't work here. I'm a cons... Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:41:00 GMT |