I'm a fucking bum!
I would love to meet the motherfucker that pissed
all over me the other night while I was asleep behind the Waffle House!
Why in the hell would somebody piss in a dumpster?
Pictured above is me checking my comments and friends requests. Thanks to everyone showing me love!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling.
In the picture below, I'm gathering supplies for dinner!
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
The road to success is always under construction.