Below are just a few things I enjoy doing in my spare time...
I like to...
Hunt
Fish
Paint
Dance
Prance
Scratch Records
Climb trees like a cat...
Put baby oil on and go down banana slides!
Pick up rocks
Throw rocks at birds (especailly when they sing . . women love that!)
Snort banana peppers and salt
Eat TV dinners in the nude
Dance in the snow with my gun (nude also)
Working my job as a "Blast Furnace" tender
Baking cakes
Eating cakes
Drawing cakes with chalk on the hardtop (or anywhere really)
Making bird sounds and having people throw rocks at me(as I do)
Repairing hearing aids
Water skiing
Sky diving
Even more prancing
Watching "Murder She Wrote" with my coffee in the mornings (yep nude)
Spelling Competitions & Bees (I couldn't live without those)
Sharting
Wearing the colors blue black and grey
AT THE SAME TIME! I know it sounds hard but damnit, IT CAN BE DONE! Making a snow man in the winter, then kicking it over and stomping on it while screaming "Where's Rudolph now bitch!!!"
I dont know why it just seems to relax me.
Karate
Jeet Kun Do
Jujitsu
Wing Chun
Muay
Thai
Satate
Sambo
Gung Fu
Kung Fu
Silat
Sumo Wrestling
Judo.
I am a 10th degree black belt in each of these martial arts!! Even though some of them dont have 10 degrees. Not to brag or boast.
I know I sound to good to be true. Some of what I have done in my life I could'nt tell you about. Wow, I wish I could, but now is not the time to go into anymore detail. OR maybe it is...When I was in the Navy Seals I was shot, stabbed once and tazored EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!!! They never forgot and now I'll never forget taking it in the butt in Gwam on that warm August night. *sigh*