Buddy

Hi, all!! I'm Buddy but my owners call me lots of other interesting names. When you get to know me, maybe I'll tell you some of them!!!I like to sleep, cry, run around, walk all over my owners while they sleep, and try to screw Tabby. She's a big old cat who lives here. She thinks she owns the place! Felinally speaking, I think she is a lesbian. I mean, check me out!! I'm the shit, man!!! She fights me everytime I try to make it with her. Doesn't she know I'm fixed? Good thing cuz I'm not very bright. Just ask my owners. They are nice people but I don't think they understand me. I'm not all that complicated. Feel free to add me and don't forget the CAT FOOD!