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Expecting life to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting an angry bull not t

About Me

hiya doooooiiinnnnnnn????, I have something to sayy.....drive it like you stole it and bone it like you own it, i eat veal, i understand what i am to smart to mention, people always talk might as well give them something to talk about, don't judge me, cold hard bitch, maneater, cold as ice, I don't appreciate this excess company, when i ask for something i mean it even if you never see it, do not make empty promises, it's going to be fun and painless, look at what i can do with my fist, i dont' always want to wake up with you, but i don't want to wake up with another,i got a box full of your toys, you can't resist me, i live in your mind, only in dreams do we find what we seek, somewhere along the line i lost the ability to care, i've been called worse by better so take your best shot, in the end i'll be fine.....it's all wet and damp down there like a cellar enter if you dare, it's the liberty bell.......For every kiss you give me i'll give you three, im a big girl i can handle the truth, i've had hangnails bigger than your cock.....who said that.......you're not the only one but you're the best oneLayout made by wentzxxpete at CreateBlog.com .
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My Interests

People like us who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
BTW MAGGIE IS MINE ALL MINE MINE MINE MINE

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's crazy like me who likes to have a good time....no wallflowers please.....ooooooh and Ethiopian drug lords who slob the knob....chuck from the goonies....boys with tats, boys on bikes, boys in bands.....as you can tell i want to meet boys......Honestly people who don't take life too seriously, who aren't snotty and presumptuious, someone with more than one conceited brain cell, who is comfortable in any surrounding, vapidness is rampant these days so you gotta be careful....AND NO FUCKING COOKIE CUTTERS........i hate people who just like to fall in line with the rest of the bland boring world.......
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Music:


You are Stewie. All you care about is world
domination and killing your mother Lois, good
luck with your plans!

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Movies:

OK I love a lot of movies and i don't want to list them all so here are a few and i mean just a few of my favorites: True Romance, The Wedding Singer, Death to Smoochy, Half Baked, Fight Club, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, The Shining, Snatch, Love Actually, The Hills Have Eyes, Harry Potter, Drop Dead Fred, The Never Ending Story, Tank Girl, The Big Lebowski, The Heathers, CITY OF GOD, CARANDIRU, TAINA, Rosemary's Baby, The last House on the left, Scream trilogy, jaws, maria full of grace, made, swingers, sonny, indiana fucking jones, sex lies and video tape, an affair to remember, my fair lady, this is spinal tap, whore, a clockwork orange, space odyssey 2001, star trek, valmont, dangerous liasons, cruel intentions, napolen dynamite, anchorman, zoolander, fivel goes west, made, citizen kane, to kill a mocking bird,
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Television:

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Books:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Heroes:


She-ra. You are the princess of power! You are
strong in mind and heart. You are a leader.
Though you have had a disillusioned past, you
have made way for a clear future. Your
experience and nature make you a strong person
and a force to be reckoned with if anything
happens.

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My Blog

swimming on turkey day

was a very strange experience.....aside from being sleepy from the turkey it's just plain weird to swim on turkey day.....but anyway......my hair is adorable....so is my tush......what is not adorable...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 10:20:00 PST

i love these lyrics.....

I'm just a normal boy That sank when I fell overboard My ship would leave the country But I'd rather swim ashore Without a life vest, I'd be stuck again Wish I was much more masculine Maybe then I cou...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

the story of the bat hoez as told by the public urinator

mah bat hoez Now heres a tale that's never been told.. bout' a group of degenerates, the one-the only  bat hoez Ill start u off on how we met.. like all great tales.. the stage ill set.. Summer pas...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

comment of the day........

 especiallly like the cocksucker penis falls off one.. completely appropriate.. hunny.. i love u.. ::breaks out matches and 25 gallon bottle of lighter fluid::
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

so like yea

its easier to have flings than it is to make an actual relationship work.......im contemplating killing madge.......you arent angelina joile you washed up cracker ass hoe.........annulment city here i...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

repost because my momma cant figure out how to work myspace

tali did this a while back and i thought it was a fun idea so here i go 1.I hate doing laundry 2. I am convinced that eddie murphy is an alien 3. I have a tatoo of my imaginary friend on me ankle 4. I...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

stolen from aprils blog.......reply to me or her

OK, well since Mike is a douche bag, and you can't plan anything for him without there being a problem....I need to know who will be gathering with us to celebrate his 25th.  This will be a small...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:48:00 PST

dude seriously

i joke all the time about how i broke my 'gina but i think i really did it this time.......damn fucking fantasy got out of hand....mmmmmm......
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:03:00 PST

croc hunter

is dead.....it's about fucking time......it's just really funny to me that he didnt die by croc he died by stingray...and according to the marine biologists a very docile specimen.....they are not kno...
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

shhh......

dude....i am livid......livid....again.....different reasons different person....
Posted by "Thunder Cunt" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST