SPLAYNE. |
Ben don't do windows. Ben don't does windows. Windows a Ben not donut. Bowl nuts a Ben-knot tied it. Bend on a nut ball touchdown. Deez nuts a tri-delta foot bong. Bond James a King James Bible....
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:52:00 GMT |
Jerk my faith back |
Everybody smells and everybody sees the heinous shittiness all up inside the church, but I'll have you know the cool people are taking Christianity back from the douche bags. Allow me to name drop fo...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 12:21:00 GMT |
loops. (not my proudest by far effort) |
leap into the lion mouth loop. stop short and roll. back unto something secret. repeat if necessary. those gulls; you know those gulls? well man, let me tell you. those gulls are important. the...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 20:50:00 GMT |
what'd i tell ya, sport? |
where there's smoke, there's systemic bowel cancer.if you follow a little irish midget into the forest, you're about to be raped.everything is pre-determined, so fuck it.nothing is pre-determined, so ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 16:47:00 GMT |
Sharp says to P, "we're ok for cups" |
VALLEY OF THE CUPS' UNIVERSEStriweild spake upon the grave of joupulaculan, "Here the red and the velvet flow like butter in two dimensions. The same spake upon young Joupulaculan, 'When spent you ar...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 06:32:00 GMT |
heres a shiny marble |
if you put it in a bag full of other shiny marbles, you're in the right.if you keep it in your pocket, you're that irrational twit with a marble in his pocket.if you place it on your shelf, it'll just...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:19:00 GMT |
the road out of hell... |
is lined with things that upset you, relieve you, make you feel indifferent, and then upset you again. Later on, the road veers through the arid desert, climbs an impossibly steep hill, and then fork...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:37:00 GMT |
After several years in voluntary prison... |
Four escapees awoke simultaneously, the eldest with the most violent fervor. He stood straight in the sand and watched the clouds parting unnaturally fast. The others were rubbing their eyes and farti...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:14:00 GMT |
Remembering Melvin |
I know...yeah. yeah, I know. You're right. It's crazy right now...aaaand, dude...fucking take them.You're giving me a plastic bag full of your dead brain cells.Yeah? What...Wh..what?It's...a jellyfish...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:22:00 GMT |
car/ear ender dot com |
here’s what didn’t happen: the phone didn’t ring. an unholy alligator was not at the other end. my criminal history was not brought into question. i did not watch the alligator get u...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:28:00 GMT |
