I am an idealistic eccentric, much like the Great Gatsby or Michael Jackson, and so my ideas and actions are oftentimes over the top as well as ridiculous and my style is considerably off. This does not mean I molest young boys in case you were a big enough asshat to draw such a conclusion.
I am split on many issues as I see fit. For instance, I am socially Democratic, but economically Republican. I believe in equal opportunity to succeed, and equal opportunity to fail. I'm also sexually straight, but sociably gay. I would much rather hang out with the guys on any given night, but I am very much turned off by gay sex and Brokeback Mountain creeps me out. I am comedically racist, but argumentatively non-partisan. Being a student of comedy, I will make jokes of every color of the rainbow, but in essence, I'm a big believer in equality; I just don't think simple words should be allowed to upset anyone, but rather just provide something to laugh about. The world needs to toughen up. I am a big freedom of speech advocate. I am not religious and I stick to my self-developed "Grey Philosophy" as the basis of my morals and standards.
I have a few dreams to accomplish in my lifetime. One being to appear on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and host Saturday Night Live. Another would be to sweep the four major categories at the Academy Awards with an oscar for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Actor in a Leading Role. And lastly, I would like to have a son so I could see what one would look like if you mixed me with some chick (probably my wife).
I love food. It is the greatest thing ever. I love eating foods of the world and enjoying fine dining. If you ever have free food and/or need a lunch buddy, call me, I'll rise to the occasion. American food is obviously the greatest (noteably chicken and pizza - not Italian pizza, AMERICAN PIZZA) and Japanese food is quite the delicasy. Sandwiches are a great thing as is steak and Wendy's is the best fast food and puts all other chains to shame.
Manipulate the world to your liking, but don't manipulate EVERYBODY'S world to your liking. For example, if you don't like cereal then don't eat cereal and avoid cereal, but don't go and try to fucking ban cereal from everybody. If you don't like running down beaches then don't run down beaches, but try and get a sign made that says "no running on the beach" and I bet a gang of beach-runners are going to kick your prude ass.
I have worked on several independent films in the Milwaukee area in the last year and am consistantly working on projects of my own as well. My partners in crime are Kenny Somerville and Chelo Guardiola, who have worked on pretty much every project with me and will continue to do so in the future. Besides developing my own films, I'm looking to do some TV writing as a means to make more money, preferably shows in comedic nature, like a Saturday Night Live.
JOB EXPERIENCES
"Mr. 3000" (Feature Film - Narrative) - Extra
"Three Suits" (Short Film - Narrative) - Writer, Director, Actor, Editor
"Something for Stevie" (Feature Film - Narrative) - Camera, Audio, Lights, Actor
"Black Republican" (Feature Film - Narrative) - Camera, Audio, Lights
"The Glasshouse Chronicles" (TV Series) - Camera, Audio, Lights
"Hidden Morels" (Feature Film - Narrative) - Writer, Director, Actor
The nice guys don't always finish last, some kids with asthma are real sons of bitches.
2 Favorite Albums...
The Beatles, ABBEY ROAD, and The Who, WHO'S NEXT.
