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Mr. H [®]

MONGOOOOOOOOSEE!

About Me

'Ello? Me is da bitching boi from da west side a skem. Word. Word to you momma. Word to yo momma's momma bitch! How bout I rip yo face off an wipe my ass wid it beyatch! Keep it real.... I am.

Seriously though, aside from my ramblings as the ultimate white-man-black-body Vanilla ICE style, I am generally on here to see what everyone else I know gets up to when I don't see them face to face. People such as John Stickley and the like. I think Moncs is on here.... somewhere anyway. Big up to the Garman, he is here as is Kris (as illustrated in my picture section) and the rest of his band who I have gone to great lengths to add as my friends due to me being a billy no buddies.

Feel free to message me; I'm alreet like.


My Interests

Music, computers (geek), football, hanging out, going to Andy's pub (The Chimp Inn, Billinge), catching a film. Normal things...?

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who is keeping it ded real... or the Pope.

Does he really shit in the woods? Surely he has an indoor toilet like the rest of us, or is he too Holy?


Music:

OK Go - "Here It Goes Again"
Buy OK Go - Oh No at iTunes.


This is well BOSS right now

Movies:

Irreversible, Secretary, The Shining, Sin City, The Craft!

Television:

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Sealab 2021, Black Books

Books:

The Shining is cool, also any Terry Pratchett book is excellent.

Heroes:

Vanilla ICE!
...and probably Hulk Hogan.

My Blog

<-America Bay-bee->

So It Begins...Right then, starting at the beginning of course, I have decided to holiday. Where you ask? Away... a place that is far away. I've decided to utilise my credit options and take a trip to...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

<-Hey-lo->

Early Shifts Suck AnusSo, yeh I ain't really updated this for a good ol' while but I've been putting myself out there in da real world, ya know? Well, when I say putting myself "out there", I just mea...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

<-Lame->

General LamenessHeard some rough news the other day; and though not directly related to anybody I know, it still grims me out. Basically, a couple of people that a friend knows have been having a real...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

<-Hangover?->

Blaugh!Wow, now I am quite ill. Just spent the best part of the week in Liverpool spendning some quality time basically partying and having a laugh. Went to stay with Bren as he is a legend. Coinciden...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

<-BOOM!->

BANG!So, it's Bonfire night and all that and we went to watch the firework show at the "Chimp Inn". It was alright, apart from when one fell over and was sort of shooting at the crowd. That was Paul's...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

<-Oh Good Lord!->

Oh Dearie MeI have got the worlds worst hangover. I can't remember half of what went on last night, and my head feels like it's filled with sausages. Perhaps even Bratwurst. My tongue tastes like flub...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST

<-BOO!->

Cold as FuckJust got back from the "Chimp Inn" (really the Holt's Arms in Billinge) - they did a Halloween quiz. It was alright, got to see my mates and have a laugh. Saw Brookes there, but was kinda ...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST

<-Witty Comment?->

Saturday P.M.Ok, OK! So, I have decided that the whole rant I wrote last night was somewhat grim. The entire thing reads like I feel so sorry for myself and depressed. I'm actually not. Ok, life seems...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:51:00 PST

<-Insert Witty Remark Here->

It's LateIt's not really all that late, but I'm tired anyway. I thought I'd post some stuff all over the internet since I can't sleep anyway. I haven't really been able to sleep properly for what seem...
Posted by Mr. H [®] on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST