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The OT

I'm just going over to this bush to puke shards of my own pelvis. ---Dane Cook

About Me

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My Interests

Any sports, watching tv, chillin w/ homies, golf, music, eating and sleeping. And girls. Definitely girls.

I'd like to meet:

the dude who invented duct tape, carmen electra, tiger woods, will ferrell, jessica alba, ahhnold, dane cook, dave barry, and people who like long walks on the beach and bubble baths.

Music:

Anything but country. Or ridiculously emo crap.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Crank, The Matrix, Braveheart, Gladiator, Snakes on a Plane, Bruce Almighty, Terminator, Eurotrip, Seven, Jackass, Saw, Sin City, Anchorman, Hills Have Eyes, Beerfest, all the Blades, sensing some themes here?

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, CSI, Whatever's on.

Books:

If only I could read...

Heroes:

Dane Cook, Jim Carrey, Beautiful Women

My Blog

My oratory, award-winning literature

They're everywhere you look.  You can run, but they can run faster. You can hide, but they can fit in places you can't and they can probably see in the dark.  You can't escape them.  Th...
Posted by The OT on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

I feel like I should have blogs.

kay, so I feel like I should have some kind of blog going on, i decided all of the following topics are fun to talk about.  if you have anything to say or just want to vent, go for it.Feminists&n...
Posted by The OT on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:17:00 PST