I'm gonna be a daddy! |
I have a big announcement! Since about half of the people that read this blog were in the room when this announcement was made, I'm really just posting this for Matty and Sarah.I'm going to be a...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:44:00 PST |
OW!!! |
Rachael was nice enough to bring home Arbys for dinner.
Unfortunately, upon taking my last, horsey-sauce dripping bite of roast beef, my nose started running. I grabbed a napkin and blew my nose...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:55:00 PST |
For Your Information |
Remember that episode of South Park where Cartman's hand becomes Jennifer Lopez and puts out a album of hits? And the best song is "Taco Flavored Kisses"? That exact same thing happen...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:49:00 PST |
Holy Shit... literally... |
You may not know this, but I am not merely a fifth grade teacher. I also tend my father's lawn once a week. Yes, I am 27 years old, and my dad pays me to mow his lawn. He has done so...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:25:00 PST |
King of the Grill |
Today was a long day. I was tired. I made unnecessary trips to St. Johns. If you've never been to St. Johns, you wouldn't understand why thats a bad thing. All I wanted to do w...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 05:02:00 PST |
Fear the mighty THUNDERBIRD!!! |
Getting in an accident that fucks up the front of you a car means that said car must spend some time rehab-ing at a local body shop. Luckily for me, my local body shop will provide me with a fre...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:34:00 PST |
CRASH!!! |
I got in a car accident this weekend. It is the first accident I've been in since I was about 3. Back then my mom was driving my sister and I somewhere and I was trying to show her what a ...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:23:00 PST |
Could this day GET ANY BETTER??? |
Today was a long day at school. The kids were annoying and I walked out the door with a HUGE headache. I was greeted at home by my lovely fiancee cooking dinner for us. However, before I could get my ...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST |
Just bloggin' |
So apparently I'm just in the mood to share some thoughts.Rachael and I spent last weekend moving into our brand new adult-style apartment. It is a BIG two bedroom, two bathroom deal that is pre...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST |
...so Papa tomato goes and squishes him and says "catchup" |
The question of the day is "What is the average number of ketchup packets necessary to enjoy a medium order of McDonalds french fries?"
Lately I have noticed a strange occurrence in my refrigerator.&n...
Posted by Howie Feltersnatch on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:25:00 PST |
