Snake Lady. Mooooo. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a 17 year old student from London. I'm learning electric guitar. I'm unhealthily obsessed with Iron Maiden and in love with metal in general. I like snakes and I'm going to uni to do animal behavioural science and welfare.

My ambition is to be a snake lady. I want the local kids to have nightmares about my anacondas eating them.

I am the inventor of the dogcatfishsnake (I hope to breed one soon) and I bought the legend of the Cockbadger to businessmen in London. Yes, it was I.

Let's straighten this up - I are not musically confused (Lee, I'm looking at you). I'm.. eclectic. Yes, that's the word. Not screwed up.

As for my friends list, don't cry like a bitch if you aren't in the top 8. Unless you deserve to be, in which case cry away and slit your wrists. Alternatively, if you buy me something pretty I'll guarentee you top place (but it'll have to be better than the Iron Maiden tickets Fiona bought for me...This is what I've been listening to lately. Sign up to last.fm, it's good.

My Interests

your mum

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, to ask some searching questions. The inventor of music phones, to give them a good punch in the head. Julian McMahon, during a strip search.

Anyone who's fun to talk to and isn't a complete knobhead.

Music:

Iron Maiden, Trivium, Lacuna Coil, Amon Amarth, Eminem, Arch Enemy, Mushroomhead, DragonForce, Pantera, Christina Aguilera, Nickelback, Kelly Clarkson, Whitney Houston, Katy Rose, Carrie Underwood, Cruachan, Celtic Frost, Anal Cunt, Children of Bodom, Portishead, Placebo, Corrosion of Conformity, Opeth, Lordi, Within Temptation, Slayer, Dimmu Borgir, Usher, Alicia Keys, Beyonce, Destiny's Child

Movies:

Fight Club, Hot Fuzz, Requiem for a Dream, Severance, Dangerous Liasions, Drop Dead Fred, The Bodyguard, Miss Congeniality, Hostel, Signs, Borat, Saw, Charlotte's Web, Whole Nine Yards, Ace Ventura, Johnny English, Snakes On A Plane, Speed, Bruce Almighty, Ichi the Killer, 28 Days Later

Television:

Nip/Tuck, the Simpsons, Have I Got News For You, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Friends, Buffy, Steptoe and Son, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway/Project Catwalk, Jeremy Kyle (you're scum), more trash TV...

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Philip Pullman, Francine Pascal and Shaun Hutson. The Rats by James Herbert, Shaun Hutson's Compulsion, Kafka's Metamorphosis Historical novels like The Other Boleyn Girl. I also really like the Greek tragedies, which is a bit sad. Hey, at least I can make obscure and clever cultural references that nobody gets, thereby making me look like a wanker.

Heroes:

Your mum for being so good in bed

My Blog

Elektra

I finally have some pictures of my baby. Ain't she just gorgeous. :) ...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Mark <3

Snake Lady. HISSSSSSSSS says: and now I feel so sorry for the snake netniV says: One day, it may write a book entitled "The Last of the Mohsnaken's" and sing a song such as "I want to break free"...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

Snakes On A Reservation List

I'M GETTING A SNAKE!!!!! I have wanted a snake for years. Years and years. I love them so much that I am able to watch Anaconda without vomiting blood. Not only is this one of the worse movies ever m...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

How can I convince my mother that...

Letting me get a pet snake would be a good idea that she would not ultimately regret? I really need ideas. So far I have: - Snakes eat rodents and thus we'd never have rodent problems. This argument...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST

MY PICTURES ARE NOT YOUR PROPERTY

I have posted pictures on myspace. MYspace. They may be in the public domain, but they are not yours. You can take them if for some reason you want pictures of me, but you cannot post them anywhere....
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:48:00 PST

I like you, do you like me?

Borat. Was. Amazing. Kazhakstan is the best country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazhakstan is the biggest exporter of potassium All other Central Asian countries ma...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:28:00 PST

Shits and giggles

I met somebody very cool last night. We talked for six hours straight, neither of us can remember characters in movies, we're both sciency and... swoon. I like him. He lives on Commercial Road in a GR...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

Partay

I drank too much, too quickly. But I held it together until the last couple of inches of WL, and then although I kept dropping things I didn't fall over.. Gome. SJ probably thinks I'm a bit weird, but...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 02:21:00 PST

The greatness of Siobhan

I have to save this quote. And use it somewhere, because it's hilarious. Mighty ducks says: me and my mate were such weirdos in the playground we'd play freddy kruger Mighty ducks says: lol th...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:13:00 PST

Theoretically, dear Watson..

I am a good driver, but only in theory. 35/35 on the multiple choice but what I'm proud of is that it took me exactly four minutes and fifty one seconds. 4:51, and you're given 40 minutes. It took me...
Posted by Snake Lady. Mooooo. on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST