When I tell ya that I love ya.. don't test my love.. accept my love.. don't test my love.. cause maybe I don't love ya all that much!
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section.
" I think the people who live above me are having sex
either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
