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My Interests

finding innovative ways to antagonize people

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Music:

anything that can be played with a slide whistle

Movies:

snuff films

Television:

anything on PAX

Books:

books about globalization

Heroes:

William Adama and Gizmo

My Blog

I am one of the beautiful people

As of today I have worked at Vivid Nightclub and Ultraloung for a year.You know when you watch a bad movie...say...um...the time machine. You are upset because you will never get that time back. You w...
Posted by the colinist" on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:03:00 PST

Everyone Was Kung Fu Fightin

The other night I am minding my own business walking home from a night of heavy to moderate drinking, depending on your interpretation. When out of nowhere some jackass comes out of nowhere and tries ...
Posted by the colinist" on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:11:00 PST

uh-mey-zing

The other night one of my more easily entertained of friends, oh we'll call him Shris Chaffer, decided to walk around shoving a tape recorder into people's faces asking, "What is the most amazing thin...
Posted by the colinist" on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

ER: The Lost Episode

A couple of weeks ago I had the lovely opportunity to be whisked away to the quaint little resort known as Valley Medical Center situated in West San Jose. Having spent time at Valley Medical Center i...
Posted by the colinist" on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:50:00 PST

So, you wanna fall in love?

Having worked at and spent time in way too many bars scattered across the continent I am witnessing people on a date or "hooking up" at an almost nauseating level. I bring this up because I am curren...
Posted by the colinist" on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

I want to have crazy dirty wiccan sex @ work

The other night I'm hanging out at O'Flaherty's walks up and decides to start conversing with my friends and I. (see previous post: "why do people talk to me") This new guy, Dean starts talking abou...
Posted by the colinist" on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

Jesus Plays Sudako

Those of you that know me well know that I am fascinated with learning about different religions and such. Whether it be Catholicism, Islam, Kabbalah or Buddhism. (Basically everything but Christian ...
Posted by the colinist" on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:26:00 PST

just another deadbeat dad

I have a story I would like to share with you all. It is the story of an undocumented alien brought to this country as a child. He spends his youth seemingly a normal corn-fed apple pie loving America...
Posted by the colinist" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST

If only terrorists used Napster

Within the last day or so an audio message recorded by Osama Bin Ladin.What really amazes me about this message is that choice of distribution was the Internet. Al Queda decided to simply post it on a...
Posted by the colinist" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

why do people talk to me?

For many years I have been pondering why people always seem to talk to me. I'm not talking about people that I know, (that is a whole different question to be posed) but strangers. For as long ...
Posted by the colinist" on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST