punk rock, rockabilly, rock, irish folk-punk, old-school hip-hop (I'm down with OPP), movies from the late sixties and early seventies, writing, politics, Gonzo journalism, pool
I'd like to meet:
Hunter S. Thompson, Michael Keaton, George W. Bush (long enough to bitchslap him a few times), Jesus (I think we'd have a good laugh), Pablo Escabar, Mitch Hedburg, Tim Armstrong (oh wait... I have!), the pornstars Gauge, Raven Riley, and Christine Young, Ben Franklin, Winston Churchill, Colin Powell, Malcolm X, myself in an alternate reality where everyone has superpowers, Plato, Marlon Brando, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley (to tell him he should've amputated his goddamn foot), Brian Setzer, the Olson twins (with an eight-ball in a sock), AC/DC (cmon, tell me that wouldn't kick ass!), the contractor for CSU (see George W. Bush), Seth McFarlane, Mark Twain, the original Who line-up (dead and alive), my nephew, Eastman and Laird (the creators of TMNT), Katsuhiro Otomo, Napoleon (assuming I could get around the whole "French" thing), Doug Funny, Danny Elfman, Joe Strummer, Jim Henson and the Green Lantern.
TELL ME
ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Gunnar (or Goonz)
Birthday: 9-3-86
Birthplace: Northside...?
Current Location: wait, I know this
one...
Eye Color: green and brown
Hair Color: rusty blonde (porn name!!!)
Height: 5 10
Right Handed or
Left Handed: neither, I let her do it
Your Heritage: swedish
The Shoes You Wore
Today: are nice...?
Your Weakness: swift groin
shots
Your Fears: surveys...
and swift groin shots
Your Perfect
Pizza: one that's half a mile long
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to make that pizza happen!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant
messenger: "who are you?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to go
to sleep...
Your Best Physical
Feature: my left ankle is one sexy
mother...
Your
Bedtime: no it's not!... cmon, five more
minutes...
Your Most Missed
Memory: that one.... uh... what was it again...?
Pepsi or
Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither,
really
Single or Group Dates: how bout just
a quick fuck, I got class at five...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or
Vanilla: i prefer latinas, personally
Cappuccino or Coffee: crack
cocaine... it's like God's adrenaline
Do
you Smoke: yes
Do
you Swear: no fuckin way, it'll make you go
fuckin blind
Do you
Sing: poorly
Do
you Shower Daily: yes *wink*
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: no... shit it's too late!!!
Do you want to get Married: sorry,
survey, i'm just not ready yet
Do you belive in yourself: i try not
to "belive" in anything
Do
you get Motion Sickness: yea, and don't be near
me when I do
Do
you think you are Attractive: i'd fuck
me
Are
you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do
you like Thunderstorms: nope
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In
the past month have you Drank Alcohol: who reads
this again...?
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In
the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: god, i hope those were dates...
In the past month have you gone to a
Mall: lame... next question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why, you into that kinda thing, psycho...?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: heh heh heh...
In
the past month have you been on Stage: maybe...
who's Stage?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, it was mutual (starts crying)
In
the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: probably... i never remember these things
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ummm... i'll get right back to this
question...
Ever been Drunk: me?!?
never...
Ever been called a
Tease: no... is "Perv" close enough?
Ever been Beaten up: yea,
and it sucked all right?!? thanks!!!
Ever
Shoplifted: this reminds me of rehab entrance
forms...
How do you want to
Die: while making love to Stage
What do you want to be when you Grow
Up: older
What country would you most like to
Visit: probably sweden
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: anything but
blood red (sorry, albinos...)
Favourite Hair Color: maybe
brunette, but I'm not picky
Short or Long
Hair: depends on the girl
Height: between 5 and 5'7
Weight: 100-130
Best
Clothing Style: the "no clothes" style is always
a good choice
Number of Drugs I
have taken: if i remembered, i didn't really
take them, did i?
Number of CDs I own: not that many,
unfortunately
Number of
Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: none yet.... it
is the bane of my existence!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: equals roughly the number of things i have
done
CREATE YOUR
OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Music:
The Who, Bruce Springsteen, Rancid, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, the Forgotten, the Ramones, the Clash, the Rolling Stones, US Bombs, Stray Cats, Reel Big Fish, Danny Elfman, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Bob Marley, Buju Banton, Alice in Chains, Talking Heads, the Differents (tee hee hee), Billy Bragg, Andrew WK, the Police, NoFX, Johnny Cash, Lars and the Bastards, RM and the Disasters, Tiger Army, GBH, almost all irish punk, some ska, and way a whole lot more I'll think of later
Movies:
Akira, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the Godfather movies, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Noises Off, Batman, Can't Hardly Wait (I know...), Office Space, Citizen Kane, Raising Arizona, the Ring, Saw, Raging Bull, Easy Rider, Midnight Cowboy, Snatch, Apocalypse Now, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, the Deerhunter, Clockwork Orange, Training Day, Crash, Traffic, Boogie Nights, the original Star Wars trilogy, Wayne's World, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Television:
Sopranos, Deadwood, Weeds, the Daily Show, the Venture Brothers, the old TMNT
Books:
anything by HST, Teenage Hipster in a Modern World, The "I Hate the 21st Century" handbook, the Godfather, Black Hawk Down, the Scarlet Letter, the Silmarillion, Huckleberry Finn
